PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Why the hell did I post that in this thread? Complete random non-sequitur. I think I thought I was posting in Open Bar. That's what I get for being up early...

[Doktor Howl]

Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.

You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.

Raining Mud:  Tucson does it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.

You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.

Raining Mud:  Tucson does it.

Next: Tucson Rains Snakes.

I sincerely believe this will happen within the next year.

[Doktor Howl]

Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.

You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.

Raining Mud:  Tucson does it.

Next: Tucson Rains Snakes.

I sincerely believe this will happen within the next year.

Could be worse.  Last night, I had a tarantula out by the front door the size of my fucking fist, NOT including the legs.

I'm sort of liking this trend.

[Luna]

Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.

You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.

Raining Mud:  Tucson does it.

Next: Tucson Rains Snakes.

I sincerely believe this will happen within the next year.

Could be worse.  Last night, I had a tarantula out by the front door the size of my fucking fist, NOT including the legs.

I'm sort of liking this trend.

Spiders THAT big, I claim the right to shriek like a little girl.  Ewg.

[Freeky]

The size of MY fist, that's average for a tarantula.  Dok's is twice the size of mine, so yeah, that's a bit on the big size.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I never saw even one tarantula when I was there. M.L. said he saw one on the road, but I missed it.

[Doktor Howl]

Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.

You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.

Raining Mud:  Tucson does it.

Next: Tucson Rains Snakes.

I sincerely believe this will happen within the next year.

Could be worse.  Last night, I had a tarantula out by the front door the size of my fucking fist, NOT including the legs.

I'm sort of liking this trend.

Spiders THAT big, I claim the right to shriek like a little girl.  Ewg.

On a positive note, I finally found something that frightens TGG!   

[Triple Zero]

Can you, like, put it on a leash or something?

[Doktor Howl]

Can you, like, put it on a leash or something?

Fuck no.  I'd pull back a stump.  A poisoned stump.

[Don Coyote]

It's raining. Now I can get back to bitching about the damp and overcast.

But on the plus side, it's hipster weather. I just need to finish my hipster camouflage.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's raining. Now I can get back to bitching about the damp and overcast.

But on the plus side, it's hipster weather. I just need to finish my hipster camouflage.

I heard that if you go down to the coffeeshop with a tin of Altoids and hold reeaaally still, sometimes you can get one to take mints directly from your hand.

[Don Coyote]

It's raining. Now I can get back to bitching about the damp and overcast.

But on the plus side, it's hipster weather. I just need to finish my hipster camouflage.

I heard that if you go down to the coffeeshop with a tin of Altoids and hold reeaaally still, sometimes you can get one to take mints directly from your hand.

Shit like that is being added to the list of shit to do when I finally go to Portland.

[Doktor Howl]

It's raining. Now I can get back to bitching about the damp and overcast.

But on the plus side, it's hipster weather. I just need to finish my hipster camouflage.

I heard that if you go down to the coffeeshop with a tin of Altoids and hold reeaaally still, sometimes you can get one to take mints directly from your hand.