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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, September 17, 2011, 05:08:39 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

September 17, 2011, 05:08:39 AM
I'm going to do it.

I'm going to watch the series finale of Enterprise.

I know it sux.

I know it had so much potential.

But some how I need to see Frakes and Sirtis ruin a series more than the shittiest of shitty intro songs for a series that deserved, so, so, so much more, RIGHT NOW.

Twid,
Actually thinking that with the right marketing and story-lines that Enterprise had the potential to be the best Trek....



sigh.






Ok, Commander Riker, show me the advice that you needed from Captain Archer and his dog........ (damn you wikipedia for making me want to see the origin of the Federation)
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Nephew Twiddleton

#1
September 17, 2011, 05:14:21 AM
I'm already angry.


Damn you Riker!
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Jenne

#2
September 17, 2011, 05:14:52 AM
Don't


do


iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

actually...do it for Science.  Capital S.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
September 17, 2011, 05:26:02 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2011, 05:14:52 AM
Don't


do


iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

actually...do it for Science.  Capital S.

I'm already part way through. Having a clove to deal.


One thing that I really liked about Enterprise is that they dealt with not just Humans and Vulcans, but also Andorians and Tellarites. All four of those are the founding members of the Federation, and in this story line, prior to the Federation. I like the back story. And honestly, I find myself partial to the Andorians Don't know why, but they are severely underepresented in all other series. I understand that blue makeup gets expensive, but damn. Great back story!

Also, the Xindi are mentioned but not shown, in TNG.
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#4
September 17, 2011, 05:54:03 AM
WHY IS SHRAAN'S DAUGHTER AQUAMARINE INSTEAD OF BLUE-ISH?!?!?! ANDORIANS ARE EITHER BLUE AND SIGHTED OR WHITE AND BLIND!

Halfway through.... continuing
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#5
September 17, 2011, 06:05:16 AM
"TELL T'POL I LOVE HER OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT...."


GRRRRRR.....
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September 17, 2011, 06:27:20 AM Last Edit: September 17, 2011, 06:37:03 AM by Nph. Twid.
I.... JUST... FINISHED WATCHING....


:crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:




I'm sorry. If you're going to have a build up like that...

And you're going to have Trip (Charles Tucker III, not that fucking Eurospag we know), arguably the best character of the series, just fucking die....

And the beginning of the Federation happen with this one EPIC SPEECH.....

YOU BETTER NOT CUT THE EPISODE SHORT WITH A "OK I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY TO PICARD, LET'S GET THE FUCK OFF THE HOLODECK" WHEN ARCHER IS GOING TO GIVE THE BIG OLD EPIC, "HEY I MIGHT AS WELL BE THE FOUNDER OF THE MOTHER FUCKING UNITED MOTHERFUCKING FEDE-FUCKING-RATION OF MOTHERFUCKING PLANETS SPEECH TO ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING FOUNDING SPECIES OF THE MOTHERFUCKING FEDERATION." I MEAN, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!


I WANT TO HEAR THAT MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING SPEECH!!!!!!
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#7
September 17, 2011, 06:28:06 AM
In other words, while I think that the finale had a lot of potential, it....


....fell short.
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Triple Zero

#8
September 17, 2011, 10:23:43 AM
I never really got past the intro tune, TBH.
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#9
September 17, 2011, 10:32:38 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 17, 2011, 10:23:43 AM
I never really got past the intro tune, TBH.

I've stated, more than once, that the intro music was NOT Star Trek music, and that hosed the series.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#10
September 17, 2011, 10:33:51 AM
It was an awful theme tune

Bruno

#11
September 17, 2011, 12:45:42 PM
They had to use music that was appropriate for the time period.

What? You think they had brass instruments and whooshing sounds in the 22nd century?
Formerly something else...

Cain

#12
September 17, 2011, 12:52:24 PM
They should have used the "Picard Song".

Luna

#13
September 17, 2011, 01:04:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 17, 2011, 12:52:24 PM
They should have used the "Picard Song".

Link...  Clicking on links is bad...

But it's Cain...  and Star Trek...  How bad can it be?

*click*

:facepalm:

You begged for this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNatvLe18ro
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#14
September 17, 2011, 01:07:03 PM
Star trek ended with Deep space nine. It's time to move on.
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