Republican/Teabagger Legislation

[Luna]

Looking at all of these gathered in one place is enough to make you puke.

http://www.politicususa.com/en/the-consequences-of-evil-republican-legislation-since-2010

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's actually frightening.

[Luna]

Dok's right.

People keep voting these shit-for-brains morons in, all that's left is gonna be to hang on and enjoy the free-fall.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The reason this civilization was doomed before it even got going is that it is completely dependent on having someone to oppress.

[Juana]

Absolutely vile.

The reason this civilization was doomed before it even got going is that it is completely dependent on having someone to oppress.

I think it's inevitable in every civilization, ever, that it will be like that. Or will come to be so, eventually.

[Worm Rider]

I'm having a hard time finding this funny.

[Bruno]

Absolutely vile.

The reason this civilization was doomed before it even got going is that it is completely dependent on having someone to oppress.

I think it's inevitable in every civilization, ever, that it will be like that. Or will come to be so, eventually.

I think dicketry is an inherent property of not only life, but the entire space/time continuum itself.

Examine this picture of Cosmic microwave background radiation.



I can see goatse in that. Plain as day.

And the power spectrum of the cosmic microwave background radiation temperature anisotropy in terms of the angular scale is clearly flipping us off.

[Luna]

I'm having a hard time finding this funny.

Where's the funny?  Don't you see it?

The fucking politicians are strangling the life out of the goddamn country, and the idiots who elected them are cheering them for it.  They're going to keep right on cheering as they lose their jobs, their homes, every thing they have ever bloody well cared about in their lives.  Fuck, the politicians aren't even going to let them make their own medical decisions or control their own bodies...  And they're going to keep right on cheering.

Isn't that fucking hysterical?

[Juana]

Absolutely vile.

The reason this civilization was doomed before it even got going is that it is completely dependent on having someone to oppress.

I think it's inevitable in every civilization, ever, that it will be like that. Or will come to be so, eventually.

I think dicketry is an inherent property of not only life, but the entire space/time continuum itself.

Examine this picture of Cosmic microwave background radiation.



I can see goatse in that. Plain as day.

And the power spectrum of the cosmic microwave background radiation temperature anisotropy in terms of the angular scale is clearly flipping us off.

I believe you may be correct.

[Juana]

I'm having a hard time finding this funny.

Where's the funny?  Don't you see it?

The fucking politicians are strangling the life out of the goddamn country, and the idiots who elected them are cheering them for it.  They're going to keep right on cheering as they lose their jobs, their homes, every thing they have ever bloody well cared about in their lives.  Fuck, the politicians aren't even going to let them make their own medical decisions or control their own bodies...  And they're going to keep right on cheering.

Isn't that fucking hysterical?

It's pure but it's there.

[Worm Rider]

I'm having a hard time finding this funny.

Where's the funny?  Don't you see it?

The fucking politicians are strangling the life out of the goddamn country, and the idiots who elected them are cheering them for it.  They're going to keep right on cheering as they lose their jobs, their homes, every thing they have ever bloody well cared about in their lives.  Fuck, the politicians aren't even going to let them make their own medical decisions or control their own bodies...  And they're going to keep right on cheering.

Isn't that fucking hysterical?

Yes. Hilarious. I can't wait till they try to make masturbation illegal. Now that would be funny.

[Luna]

I'm having a hard time finding this funny.

Where's the funny?  Don't you see it?

The fucking politicians are strangling the life out of the goddamn country, and the idiots who elected them are cheering them for it.  They're going to keep right on cheering as they lose their jobs, their homes, every thing they have ever bloody well cared about in their lives.  Fuck, the politicians aren't even going to let them make their own medical decisions or control their own bodies...  And they're going to keep right on cheering.

Isn't that fucking hysterical?

Yes. Hilarious. I can't wait till they try to make masturbation illegal. Now that would be funny.

Um...


Michigan law prescribes five years in prison for a man who engages "in acts of gross indecency, either in public or private." This includes mutual masturbation by two men or the simple act of solitary masturbation.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I'm having a hard time finding this funny.

Where's the funny?  Don't you see it?

The fucking politicians are strangling the life out of the goddamn country, and the idiots who elected them are cheering them for it.  They're going to keep right on cheering as they lose their jobs, their homes, every thing they have ever bloody well cared about in their lives.  Fuck, the politicians aren't even going to let them make their own medical decisions or control their own bodies...  And they're going to keep right on cheering.

Isn't that fucking hysterical?

Yes. Hilarious. I can't wait till they try to make masturbation illegal. Now that would be funny.

Um...


Michigan law prescribes five years in prison for a man who engages "in acts of gross indecency, either in public or private." This includes mutual masturbation by two men or the simple act of solitary masturbation.

, oh, but not in Michigan 

[Juana]

Small government in action, right thar.

[Iason Ouabache]

Good god! You keep hoping that it will end at some point but that list just goes on and on and on...