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SLUG RAMPAGE

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 19, 2011, 10:29:53 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

September 19, 2011, 10:29:53 PM
This story, occurring just days after a slug started a fire by shorting out a wall heater in a Eugene, Oregon apartment, shows a disturbing trend. The slugs are out to get us!

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/9248905.Rogue_slug_brings_Darlington_traffic_to_standstill/
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

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September 19, 2011, 10:32:10 PM
Hahahahah! :lulz:

Murmur

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September 20, 2011, 12:54:44 AM
The slugs are revolting! Very, very slowly.

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