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GET FUCKED! (Polite musings on modern life): Beavis and Butthead.

Started by Richter, September 21, 2011, 04:42:06 AM

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Richter

Beavis and Butthead had to be set in the 1990s.  If it happened any later they'd both just be assholes who sit around harassing people while playing Halo.

Heaven forbid we have young miscreants actually out and about doing crazy shit this decade.  Nope, they can't be arsed to drag themselves away from fragging and teabagging.  Sure, the hardware and games are expensive, not so much so that it's beyond the ability of a youth to blow their load and their luck scraping, stealing, or parental begging to access it.  This is not outside the means of any but the most terminally inept (who kindly tag themselves for "juvenile justice" in the process.)  (The same force which durign the 80's would have eaten the two dimwits without blinking, shuffling them off to detention centers where they'd progress, at best, to toadies or vermin rapists.) 

Much like the drugs, and so many other "luxuries", they'd struggle enough to make them appreciate what they get, and get compulsively socked into playing it over and over, the game amusing and gratifying their need for accomplishment with the minimal effort on their part.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Triple Zero

They gonna restart B&B though, and they'll sit in front of the TV making fun of Jersey Shores.
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Richter

Exactly.  That is either fine and true bullshit or the sort of halfass excuse for entertainmet I would expect.  MST3Klacking mystery science and thestre.  In their place sneering half clever commentary from self satisfied intellctually flaccid mediocrities. 

Anyone remember Daria?  That sarcastic exploration of the times that kept, and even mde an exposition of the banality.  Well, that sort of thing just will not sell.  Requires too much attention from Biff Lowman's pubescent children.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Doktor Howl

 :lulz:

It's fucking sad when Beavis & Butthead are an example of accomplishment.
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Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2011, 11:27:04 PM
Certainly demonstrates something, eh?  :lulz:

EVOLUTION IN ACTION!

THE MONKEYS, HAVING GAINED A SURPLUS OF FOOD AND OTHER NECESSITIES, WILL NOW SIT IN ONE PLACE PERFORMING REPETITIVE TASKS UNTIL THEY DIE OF CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE.

VERDICT:  INTELLIGENCE IS A FATAL MUTATION.
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Richter

[clint eastwood]

This bitch will never get weird enough on it's own.

If we're going to go down in flames, we're gonna have to earn it.

[/clint eastwood]
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat