WTF, ORKNEY?

[Cainad (dec.)]

I highly doubt they questioned their gods for some reason. They were very superstitious peoples.

okay okay i got it

here's how we hack the system, and get into Valhalla 100% guaranteed:

With your dying breath, challenge Thor to a fight

then, when he kicks your sorry (deceased) ass, you die AGAIN, but this time it was technically "in battle" and you get to go to meta-Valhalla


^flawless logic, ITT