WTF, ORKNEY?

[Triple Zero]

Right, ORKNEY!

randomly clicking the wikipedia teaches me that Orkneyic trolls are in fact named "trow" or "drow".

[maphdet]

Fuck.

I will never view the Orkney Islands the same again.

[East Coast Hustle]

Thread was about Orkney.

Thread is now about meatballs.

Revenge will be mine.

There are, of course, many recipes for Orkadian Meatballs, but they all share a similarity in that you REALLY don't want to know what kinds of meat they're made of.

[Triple Zero]

Right, ORKNEY!

randomly clicking the wikipedia teaches me that Orkneyic trolls are in fact named "trow" or "drow".

It just occurred to me that if Orcadian trolls are Drow ..

this means they worship a dark spider queen

(Lolth, The Spider Queen, Weaver of Chaos, the Mother of Lusts, Dark Mother of All Drow, Lady of Spiders)

... NIGEL??

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigurd_Eysteinsson

Sigurd Eysteinsson (aka Sigurd the Mighty, ruled circa 875–892[1]) was the second Viking Earl of Orkney, who succeeded his brother Rognvald Eysteinsson. He was a leader in the Viking conquest of what is now northern Scotland. Bizarrely, he was killed by the severed head of one his enemies, Máel Brigte, who may have been mórmaer of Moray.[1] Sigurd strapped Máel Brigte's head to his saddle as a trophy of conquest, and as he rode, Máel Brigte's teeth grazed against Sigurd's leg. The wound became infected and Sigurd died.[2]

YOUR KINGS ARE DEFECTIVE.

Now THIS is the stuff dreams are made of!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Right, ORKNEY!

randomly clicking the wikipedia teaches me that Orkneyic trolls are in fact named "trow" or "drow".

It just occurred to me that if Orcadian trolls are Drow ..

this means they worship a dark spider queen

(Lolth, The Spider Queen, Weaver of Chaos, the Mother of Lusts, Dark Mother of All Drow, Lady of Spiders)

... NIGEL??

SHHHHHH

[Triple Zero]

Right, ORKNEY!

randomly clicking the wikipedia teaches me that Orkneyic trolls are in fact named "trow" or "drow".

It just occurred to me that if Orcadian trolls are Drow ..

this means they worship a dark spider queen

(Lolth, The Spider Queen, Weaver of Chaos, the Mother of Lusts, Dark Mother of All Drow, Lady of Spiders)

... NIGEL??

SHHHHHH

Your secret is safe, please don't eat me.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Right, ORKNEY!

randomly clicking the wikipedia teaches me that Orkneyic trolls are in fact named "trow" or "drow".

It just occurred to me that if Orcadian trolls are Drow ..

this means they worship a dark spider queen

(Lolth, The Spider Queen, Weaver of Chaos, the Mother of Lusts, Dark Mother of All Drow, Lady of Spiders)

... NIGEL??

SHHHHHH

Your secret is safe, please don't eat me.

[Elder Iptuous]

So, Dok...
considering which one was the better Viking....
they both died in combat, so i guess they both go to Valhalla, right?
the conversation that goes on up there between and about these two is easy to imagine, and clearly spells out who is the better, IMO.

[Doktor Howl]

So, Dok...
considering which one was the better Viking....
they both died in combat, so i guess they both go to Valhalla, right?
the conversation that goes on up there between and about these two is easy to imagine, and clearly spells out who is the better, IMO.

2d guy died of an infection, goes to the underworld.

Dok,
Didn't write the book, he just enforces it.

[Suu]

Dying of infection doesn't bring you to Valhalla. Only dying during battle.

For reference:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV5w262XvCU

[Don Coyote]

Right, ORKNEY!

randomly clicking the wikipedia teaches me that Orkneyic trolls are in fact named "trow" or "drow".

It just occurred to me that if Orcadian trolls are Drow ..

this means they worship a dark spider queen

(Lolth, The Spider Queen, Weaver of Chaos, the Mother of Lusts, Dark Mother of All Drow, Lady of Spiders)

... NIGEL??

SHHHHHH

Your secret is safe, please don't eat me.

If we suddenly discover a party of spagventurers that "speak" in Dutch, we know who to blame.

[Elder Iptuous]

So, Dok...
considering which one was the better Viking....
they both died in combat, so i guess they both go to Valhalla, right?
the conversation that goes on up there between and about these two is easy to imagine, and clearly spells out who is the better, IMO.

2d guy died of an infection, goes to the underworld.

Dok,
Didn't write the book, he just enforces it.

even if it's a battle related infection?

hm...i bet in every viking tribe there was some smartass that was constantly questioning loopholes and seeing how he could game the system, pissing off all the other ones.

[Freeky]

So, Dok...
considering which one was the better Viking....
they both died in combat, so i guess they both go to Valhalla, right?
the conversation that goes on up there between and about these two is easy to imagine, and clearly spells out who is the better, IMO.

2d guy died of an infection, goes to the underworld.

Dok,
Didn't write the book, he just enforces it.

even if it's a battle related infection?

hm...i bet in every viking tribe there was some smartass that was constantly questioning loopholes and seeing how he could game the system, pissing off all the other ones.

Nah.  There wouldn't have been time, what with trying to survive the next fight and all that.

[Suu]

I highly doubt they questioned their gods for some reason. They were very superstitious peoples.