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ATTN EVERY LOVING, OOZING PORE OF PEEDEE.

Started by Salty, September 27, 2011, 08:58:49 AM

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Salty

September 27, 2011, 08:58:49 AM
Today is my birthday. And not just any, this 27th I turn 27, which is pretty sweet. So I wanted to do something special, something slightly horrible. Something to remember. Normally, I'm good with a small dinner, some totally gay unicorns, and maybe a little sexyteim. That's all I really want out of life at any given moment.

TODAY HOWEVER, I would like to do something different. Today I give all of YUO a gift.
Here you go:




































What the? How'd...what?




Dawww












kay, all done WOMPing now. blehblehbleh.

*crash*






The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Telarus

#1
September 27, 2011, 09:29:34 AM
:spittake:

:mittens::mittens::mittens:

Happy Birthday!
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Aucoq

#2
September 27, 2011, 10:15:50 AM
:mittens:

Happy birthday, Alty!

And those kittens... They fill me with a cute-induced warm fuzzy feeling and horror at the same time.  :lol:
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Luna

#3
September 27, 2011, 10:54:58 AM
What a thing to wake up to.   :lulz:  Happy birthday, Alty!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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East Coast Hustle

#4
September 27, 2011, 12:26:04 PM
Happy Birthday spag! These are pretty glorious.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

#5
September 27, 2011, 02:07:18 PM
Habby birfday! 

Pope Pixie Pickle

#6
September 27, 2011, 03:01:05 PM
Happy Birthday!

Doktor Howl

#7
September 27, 2011, 03:06:39 PM
Happy Birthday.

Molon Lube

Triple Zero

#8
September 27, 2011, 03:45:59 PM
      RRROAR!
   I'M A KITTEN!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALTY!!
        \
 
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Jenne

#9
September 27, 2011, 04:02:55 PM
:mittens: for your Birthday, :mittens: for the kittens.

:D  THAT was a glorious WOMP, my friend.  May your birthday be equally so.  :D

Suu

#10
September 27, 2011, 04:05:25 PM
WOMPKITTENS!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Juana

#11
September 27, 2011, 05:09:03 PM
:lulz: :mittens:!

Happy birthday!
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Elder Iptuous

#12
September 27, 2011, 05:54:26 PM
Happy Birthday, Alty!
:)

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#13
September 28, 2011, 06:07:02 AM
Hope you had a NSFW Birthday, Alty.

Here is a NSFW Womp for you:

http://i.imgur.com/6vObZ.png
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

navkat

#14
September 28, 2011, 06:14:06 AM
Happy birthday, Alty!

(No one WOMPs me anymore...BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT ME.)
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