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Started by Dalek, September 27, 2011, 10:16:11 PM

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Dalek

September 27, 2011, 10:16:11 PM
Nah, it's me. Nice to see you guys, with the Doc alive and all that. I'm back, I guess and I thought I'd let you know, because why the fuck not?

Triple Zero

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September 27, 2011, 10:17:55 PM
HELLO DALEKK

welcome back
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September 27, 2011, 10:23:28 PM
Quote from: Dalek on September 27, 2011, 10:16:11 PM
Nah, it's me. Nice to see you guys, with the Doc alive and all that.

Just barely.

Welcome back.
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September 28, 2011, 12:42:47 AM
Hey dude, how's things in Bulgaria?
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Telarus

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September 28, 2011, 07:27:02 AM
Dude! Welcome back.
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Dalek

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September 28, 2011, 04:12:23 PM
Thank you all!

Well, things here are getting pretty fucking intense as a gypsy mafia boss killed a Bulgarian child. Now every football hooligan and stupid patriot (and that's like 80% of the people I know) is participating in an attempt at global racial genocide (they call it purging Bulgaria). For two days it's been a throw-down between protesters trying to enter the gypsy ghettos and police trying to prevent them. All night I hear people chanting nationalist hymns and "Death to gypsies!". And tonight's expected to be the big showdown in my city as about 500 meters from where I live is the place where armed gypsies will be fighting armed nationalists and to add more flavour - riot police will be fighting them all. I can't even go out anymore as it's pretty suicidal to go out of the house  after 5 o'clock - the gypsies attack random white people, white people attack other white people, who don't look patriotic enough and if you're lucky police will attack you as they assume every 17 year old on the street is a potential hooligan that has to be arrested.

Telarus

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September 28, 2011, 09:09:50 PM
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