A Sermon from The Good Doktor Roger, or Things are getting a little disconnected

[Doktor Howl]

Payne just wouldn't listen. 

I warned him about what happens to people that allow themselves to be roped into being messiahs.  Nobody can say I didn't.  Now the poor bastard is killed at least once a week, and given the 3 day resurrection period, that means he misses a lot of weekends.  And for what?

For a planet full of people who don't want to be saved.  For a screeching pile of monkeys that will kill you if you try to save them.  They are the "good people", the ones with all the right values, and they never saw a feeding hand that they didn't want to saw off and turn into sausage.  They are the scum that own or vote for the "dark, satanic mills" that manufacture hell on Earth. 

They are too obsessed with the grotty little details of their own lives to care where their goods & services come from.  They are the people who demand huge returns on their investments, and then get all outraged that all the jobs have been off-shored.  They are the people who vote for politicians who "will get tough on crime", and then belch their Goddamn Big Macs up in outrage when 6 year olds get arrested on felony charges for acting out in class.

They are the people who think that the fact that we have a volunteer military means that we can throw our soldiers away "because they signed up on their own".    They are, in fact, the people who couldn't tell the difference between Iraq and the Taliban, because they were scared and both sets include brown people.  They are the people who think that skin color equals probable cause.  They voted for Sheriff Joe, or someone like him.

So it honestly puzzles me why anyone would want to save them.  They aren't misguided, they're fucking EVIL , in the most banal way possible.  They are in fact the ENEMY, and while I don't advocate stringing them up, I also don't advocate letting them get away with it, much less CONDONING that behavior. 

What's worse is, they're dragging us into their little evil.  I am as we speak wearing work boots made by slave labor, because that's the only kind that's still on the market.  My shirt was made in China, and I'm guessing that it wasn't made by highly paid people who enjoy their job.  I don't even want to talk about my car.  But it's either be party to this miserable shit, or walk to work naked.  There's no way to be responsible even if you could afford it, because the labels themselves are misleading (American flags are ALL made in China now...They repackage them, which now allows them to say they were made in the USA, which is a blatant lie enshrined in law.), so you don't KNOW that the "locally made" clothes, etc, are really from your area.  WalMart used to use that ruse, before they realize that Joe Sixpack doesn't actually give a damn.

Now, I am all about international trade, but I am not about supporting sweatshops and slavery...But there really isn't a realistic option, especially for people suffering under the lack of jobs.  The same people that sent their jobs to China, etc, are now selling them the only product on the market.  In short, they're PAYING for the privilege of not having manufacturing jobs available.

JR "Bob" Dobbs once said, "You'll PAY to know what you REALLY think", and he was more right than even he realized...Because the same schmoes that are in this boat have been conditioned by the media to accept it as not only tolerable, but Right & Good.   They LIKE it.  If they didn't, they'd stop tolerating it.

Not that any revolution is looming on the horizon, of course.  The teabaggers and the equally laughable liberal "radicals" are about as offensive and scary as a dirty limerick, and even THAT'S becoming illegal, because the same people that want to raise hell want "reasonable" limits put on the OTHER side, even if it means that they're shackling THEMSELVES.

It would be funny, if only it were funny.

Well, there's a lesson in here, so perk right up and let dirty old uncle Dok explain it to you...THERE IS NO "REASONABLE", anymore.  The very idea of "reason" is now utterly alien to the USA, and more than one European country (Britain, I'm looking at YOU, you complacent cogs).  "Reason" is now considered radical in its own right.

The cops beat you, and you pay them for it.  The government takes your money and gives it to Goldman-Sachs and Exxon, and you pay them for it.  Levi Strauss, Inc, sent all the jobs to Malaysia, and you fucking pay them for THAT. 

The population supports all this, and then wants a shoulder to cry on when the inevitable consequences arrive.  Well, boo hoo fucking hoo.  They have dug their own graves, and I – for one – have no sympathy, ESPECIALLY for the milquetoast, watered-down, PATHETIC "protestors".

None of them deserve Payne's sacrifice, and he is in fact SPOILING them by continuing with his forbearance.  The next time Payne resurrects, I want to see the miserable Scotsman come back as  a LION instead of a lamb, wielding a SWORD made out of RAGE AND HOLY FIRE, WITH WHICH TO SMITE THE UNWORTHY, FOREVER AND EVER AMEN! 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Okay for now.
Dok(?)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

FUCKING YES FUCKING BRILLIANT JESUS FUCK. 

[Cainad (dec.)]

ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.


As Joshua did sound the shofar to shake down the walls of Jericho, so shall we belch and gibber and SCREAM our way through their walls made of plastic and the bones of the unfortunate. But not to conquer The City of Banality; rather, to escape it.

[Luna]

Oh, hell, yes.

If I didn't laugh, I'd cry, and if I start either, I may never stop.

[Jenne]

DAMN, Dude... Horrible Truth^TM is...horrible...

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

This is absolutely AWESOME!!!

It breaks my heart, but it is great!

[Telarus]

whoa, epic. I could read the body-language.....

[Phox]

TGDR,

You do not go far enough. Let us not forget, Good Doktor, that it is the very same people that you are refering to, who make Baby Jesus into the new golden calf, without ver actually examining what teachings are associated with him.

The very same people, I hasten to add, who not only celebrate a tragic terrorist attack, but indeed, use it as a tool of propaganda and disinformation, painting a massive group of people in an extremely negative light for no reason other than their appearance and religion.

These same people who would rather nail their messaiah to a tree, time and time again, than admit that they are doing it wrong.

These people, the same exact people, who think that being pro-life means advocating for the rights of unformed blobs of jelly while taking away the rights of people who are different.

The people who like to talk about the abomination of homosexuality while eating a tasty ham sammich.

The people who raise Ayn Rand as the divine voice of prophecy, and discard the likes of Darwin, Sagan, and Feynman as pretentious drivel.

The same people, Doktor, who are convinced of their specialness, their uniqueness, their excepptionalism, and their divine mandate to make every single person on this planet completely homogenous.

And you say that we shouldn't string them up? Is it not ours to judge them unworthy of the gifts they have been given? Is it not ours to give them what they wish for? Is it not ours to show them the meaning of SCIENCE! and the Horrible Truth^TM?

Preaching to the choir serves a purpose, yes, but why should we let them mill about aimlessly, slowly suffocating in their own offal? Why do we not instead take it TO THE WALL?

Doktor Phox,
Not okay.

[Doktor Howl]

Because I LIKE to see them mill about aimlessly, bleating their petty outrage to an uncaring sky.  I LIKE to see them cut off their own noses to spite their face...And as for the horrible THING they've found that they THINK is Jesus, well, that will sort itself out all by itself.  It is not the function of a Doktor to get between a monkey and his eternal reward.  LET them go sliding down the chute, to land in Phoenix, AZ, all covered in welts and puncture marks, with strange burns all over them, and lawyers jamming writs under their doors.  It's what they DEMAND, and I for one never argue with The Will of the People™.

Fact:  If you sent these bastards to heaven, they'd immediately form another tea party to protest God's liberalism.  Do YOU want to spend eternity with these false-moralizing pukes?  Neither do I.

And as for Richard Feynman, he spent his whole life having FUN, and still managed to add more to the accumulated knowledge of mankind than millions of these slobs put together.  He, too, somehow wound up in the wrong universe, and I hope he's in the right one now.

[Phox]

Because I LIKE to see them mill about aimlessly, bleating their petty outrage to an uncaring sky.  I LIKE to see them cut off their own noses to spite their face...And as for the horrible THING they've found that they THINK is Jesus, well, that will sort itself out all by itself.  It is not the function of a Doktor to get between a monkey and his eternal reward.  LET them go sliding down the chute, to land in Phoenix, AZ, all covered in welts and puncture marks, with strange burns all over them, and lawyers jamming writs under their doors.  It's what they DEMAND, and I for one never argue with The Will of the People™.

Fact:  If you sent these bastards to heaven, they'd immediately form another tea party to protest God's liberalism.  Do YOU want to spend eternity with these false-moralizing pukes?  Neither do I.

And as for Richard Feynman, he spent his whole life having FUN, and still managed to add more to the accumulated knowledge of mankind than millions of these slobs put together.  He, too, somehow wound up in the wrong universe, and I hope he's in the right one now.

No, Doktor, I think you've misunderstood me. It is my belief that we should be ENCOURAGING them, not stopping them.

Give them exactly what they want. Help them get it, even. Pick them up at the station, drive them home, carry it up the stairs, and place it in just the right spot.

When they ask about the maniacal cackling, I find the best response is "I'm so happy that we are both getting what we want..."

It's a good day for SCIENCE, Doktor, and if we are, as I believe, in agreement, let us make it a day worth remembering, yes?

[Doktor Howl]

Because I LIKE to see them mill about aimlessly, bleating their petty outrage to an uncaring sky.  I LIKE to see them cut off their own noses to spite their face...And as for the horrible THING they've found that they THINK is Jesus, well, that will sort itself out all by itself.  It is not the function of a Doktor to get between a monkey and his eternal reward.  LET them go sliding down the chute, to land in Phoenix, AZ, all covered in welts and puncture marks, with strange burns all over them, and lawyers jamming writs under their doors.  It's what they DEMAND, and I for one never argue with The Will of the People™.

Fact:  If you sent these bastards to heaven, they'd immediately form another tea party to protest God's liberalism.  Do YOU want to spend eternity with these false-moralizing pukes?  Neither do I.

And as for Richard Feynman, he spent his whole life having FUN, and still managed to add more to the accumulated knowledge of mankind than millions of these slobs put together.  He, too, somehow wound up in the wrong universe, and I hope he's in the right one now.

No, Doktor, I think you've misunderstood me. It is my belief that we should be ENCOURAGING them, not stopping them.

Give them exactly what they want. Help them get it, even. Pick them up at the station, drive them home, carry it up the stairs, and place it in just the right spot.

When they ask about the maniacal cackling, I find the best response is "I'm so happy that we are both getting what we want..."

It's a good day for SCIENCE, Doktor, and if we are, as I believe, in agreement, let us make it a day worth remembering, yes?

That's interfering with the experiment, and besides, it's like bringing coals to Newcastle.  They don't NEED the help.

SCIENCE is all about observing.  Tinkering is for engineers and the terminally stupid (trust me on this, for I am a maintenance manager).

[Phox]

Because I LIKE to see them mill about aimlessly, bleating their petty outrage to an uncaring sky.  I LIKE to see them cut off their own noses to spite their face...And as for the horrible THING they've found that they THINK is Jesus, well, that will sort itself out all by itself.  It is not the function of a Doktor to get between a monkey and his eternal reward.  LET them go sliding down the chute, to land in Phoenix, AZ, all covered in welts and puncture marks, with strange burns all over them, and lawyers jamming writs under their doors.  It's what they DEMAND, and I for one never argue with The Will of the People™.

Fact:  If you sent these bastards to heaven, they'd immediately form another tea party to protest God's liberalism.  Do YOU want to spend eternity with these false-moralizing pukes?  Neither do I.

And as for Richard Feynman, he spent his whole life having FUN, and still managed to add more to the accumulated knowledge of mankind than millions of these slobs put together.  He, too, somehow wound up in the wrong universe, and I hope he's in the right one now.

No, Doktor, I think you've misunderstood me. It is my belief that we should be ENCOURAGING them, not stopping them.

Give them exactly what they want. Help them get it, even. Pick them up at the station, drive them home, carry it up the stairs, and place it in just the right spot.

When they ask about the maniacal cackling, I find the best response is "I'm so happy that we are both getting what we want..."

It's a good day for SCIENCE, Doktor, and if we are, as I believe, in agreement, let us make it a day worth remembering, yes?

That's interfering with the experiment, and besides, it's like bringing coals to Newcastle.  They don't NEED the help.

SCIENCE is all about observing.  Tinkering is for engineers and the terminally stupid (trust me on this, for I am a maintenance manager).

Interfering? Maybe you're right. Simply observing from where I am, though, is getting mighty dangerous. Perhaps I should relocate to a better vantage point, yes?

And I never claimed not to be terminally stupid.