HAMSPIRACY!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Ham's Piracy?

What on earth does a ham have to pirate?

[Eater of Clowns]

Ham's Piracy?

What on earth does a ham have to pirate?

I think it just refers to a pirate who's just WAY too over the top about being a pirate.

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Ham's Piracy?

What on earth does a ham have to pirate?

I think it just refers to a pirate who's just WAY too over the top about being a pirate.

You know, like Wikileaks.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.

Seriously?   

Well, the writers of certain comedy shows have. They have been adding gratuitous, unexplained scenes of characters cradling whole hams for absolutely no reason. It is fairly clear that they're doing it on purpose to fuck with him.

Of course, we all think this is GREAT. 

Because he gets more exposure, or because is funny, or

Because it's hilarious! I mean, NBC bites b's style. B sues to defend his Presidential Ham intellectual property rights, and NBC writers respond by taunting him with random, unexplained placement of characters cradling hams in hallways and at ball games.

Meanwhile, millions of viewers have no fucking idea why all of a sudden people are walking around holding hams like babies on TV.

The net level of weirdness has increased. Therefore, b wins!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

DUDE NET I just noticed the Chester Maynard quote in your sig.  

It made me think about pooping out my heart and mind, and I just thought that was really good advice in spite of him probably not intending it that way.

Something metaphorical about being true to oneself can be unpleasant, but it has to be done and only you can do it.

It's a beautiful thing. I love Chester Maynard!

[kingyak]

All parts of the pig are fucking amazing. I would kill a pig just to eat it.

despite being born and raised in the dirty south, pickled pigs feet make me a little sick even thinking about them.

otherwise, I'm with you.

Have you ever noticed that most Winn-Dixie stores sell all the parts necessary to assemble your own pig?

[Freeky]

I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.

Seriously?   

Well, the writers of certain comedy shows have. They have been adding gratuitous, unexplained scenes of characters cradling whole hams for absolutely no reason. It is fairly clear that they're doing it on purpose to fuck with him.

Of course, we all think this is GREAT. 

Because he gets more exposure, or because is funny, or

Because it's hilarious! I mean, NBC bites b's style. B sues to defend his Presidential Ham intellectual property rights, and NBC writers respond by taunting him with random, unexplained placement of characters cradling hams in hallways and at ball games.

Meanwhile, millions of viewers have no fucking idea why all of a sudden people are walking around holding hams like babies on TV.

The net level of weirdness has increased. Therefore, b wins!

Hooray!

[Eater of Clowns]

9-29-11 Episode of The Colbert Report features a ham loaf with glasses on it called Ham Rove.

Recent episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia featured a ham soaked in rum eaten by Danny Devito, referred to as Rum Ham.

Forgive me if the link contains this info; I can't click it at work.

[Triple Zero]

Hams pretty gross imo. Smells awful too. Bacon on the other hand...

Well there's the supermarket protein-glued-pork-bits-injected-with-water-and-brine which you might be referring to when you say ham's gross, and then there's this:

http://hamproevers.nl/nl/product/80/820/Joselito_gran_reserva.htm

Made from black Iberian pigs fed on acorns, aged 2 years, and comes with its own knife, wooden stand and instructional DVD video (on how to cut it properly).

(we gave this to two friends housewarming when they moved in together. they were overjoyed)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

9-29-11 Episode of The Colbert Report features a ham loaf with glasses on it called Ham Rove.

Recent episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia featured a ham soaked in rum eaten by Danny Devito, referred to as Rum Ham.

Forgive me if the link contains this info; I can't click it at work.

THE HAM IS COMING.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hams pretty gross imo. Smells awful too. Bacon on the other hand...

Well there's the supermarket protein-glued-pork-bits-injected-with-water-and-brine which you might be referring to when you say ham's gross, and then there's this:

http://hamproevers.nl/nl/product/80/820/Joselito_gran_reserva.htm

Made from black Iberian pigs fed on acorns, aged 2 years, and comes with its own knife, wooden stand and instructional DVD video (on how to cut it properly).

(we gave this to two friends housewarming when they moved in together. they were overjoyed)

Yes, there is a monumental difference between this ham:



and this ham:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Damn, now I want a ham! I will make one for Halloween.

[Triple Zero]

Hams pretty gross imo. Smells awful too. Bacon on the other hand...

Well there's the supermarket protein-glued-pork-bits-injected-with-water-and-brine which you might be referring to when you say ham's gross, and then there's this:

http://hamproevers.nl/nl/product/80/820/Joselito_gran_reserva.htm

Made from black Iberian pigs fed on acorns, aged 2 years, and comes with its own knife, wooden stand and instructional DVD video (on how to cut it properly).

(we gave this to two friends housewarming when they moved in together. they were overjoyed)

Yes, there is a monumental difference between this ham:



and this ham:

Yeah and the one we gave to our friends didn't even have plastic pears next to it!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ha!

It's hard to tell in pictures, but the veggies/fruits look real to me. Strange and superfluous, but real.

[Triple Zero]

it's just the pears... and I'm hoping the REALLY EXPENSIVE HAM we gave them looked even nicer