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DISCORDIAN REFERENCES IN LEAKED MATRIX TRAILER

Started by Pæs, September 30, 2011, 10:51:10 AM

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#15
October 01, 2011, 01:47:12 AM
"PD REMASTERED, TRUE TO THE MATRIX FRANCHISE, IS A BUNCH OF PSEUDO-PHILISOPHICAL FAPPERY AS AN EXCUSE TO SHOW OFF THE LATEST IN SPECIAL EFFECTS. THIS MOVIE IS DILDOES."
-THE NEW YORK TIMES


Jasper

#16
October 01, 2011, 01:49:30 AM
HAHAHA YES!!!

Freeky

#17
October 01, 2011, 01:54:54 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Telarus

#18
October 01, 2011, 04:27:10 AM
HAHAHAHAHA
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Scribbly

#19
October 01, 2011, 07:43:20 AM
Amazing! :lulz:
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

Luna

#20
October 01, 2011, 11:46:02 AM
Thread not only delivers, but walks right in, sets the table, and performs immoral and (depending on your place of residence) likely illegal acts in your pance while you enjoy.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
October 01, 2011, 04:27:23 PM
Whoa. The latest round is...

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
October 01, 2011, 04:28:52 PM
THE THONGS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#23
October 01, 2011, 04:33:29 PM
TOO MUCH LULZ!!!!


MY SPHINCTER HURTS FROM THE LAUGHING TILL I POOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eater of Clowns

#24
October 02, 2011, 06:48:37 AM
WOMPing Alty's face onto his lady friend's body is so delightfully wrong somehow!
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cramulus

#25
October 02, 2011, 03:04:26 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: must ....


... resist ...


.... prolapse  :lulz: :lulz:

Suu

#26
October 02, 2011, 03:42:28 PM
I'm in pain I'm laughing so much. FUCK.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Pæs

#27
October 05, 2011, 11:32:18 AM


RATED R FOR "RETARDED".

Pæs

#28
October 05, 2011, 11:34:27 AM
Jesus Christ I need to get some sleep.

Luna

#29
October 05, 2011, 01:05:17 PM
 :lulz:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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