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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Dok, things are worse than we even suspected

Started by East Coast Hustle, September 30, 2011, 09:17:00 PM

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Doktor Howl

#46
October 03, 2011, 09:51:16 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 30, 2011, 09:17:00 PM
Nevermind furries.

THERE ARE FUCKING BRONIES.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bronies

http://bronies.wikia.com/wiki/Wiki_Home

http://bronies.com/



This is just like what happened in Rome before the fucking Visigoths came rampaging across the fucking Alps and the only thing between them and Rome was Ammianus Marcellinus and 600 Roman soldiers dressed up like My Little Ponies.  The rest is history, and a lot of pillaging.  A thousand years of darkness, all over some stupid toy. 

Mark my words, when the Chinese landing craft beach in Providence, RI, there will be only Richter to stop them.  Everyone else will be too busy whacking off to magickl hosries.  Fortunately, I happen to know that Richter has a variety of edged and bludgeoning weapons, and should be able to stop them at Federal Hill.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#47
October 03, 2011, 10:33:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 03, 2011, 09:51:16 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 30, 2011, 09:17:00 PM
Nevermind furries.

THERE ARE FUCKING BRONIES.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bronies

http://bronies.wikia.com/wiki/Wiki_Home

http://bronies.com/



This is just like what happened in Rome before the fucking Visigoths came rampaging across the fucking Alps and the only thing between them and Rome was Ammianus Marcellinus and 600 Roman soldiers dressed up like My Little Ponies.  The rest is history, and a lot of pillaging.  A thousand years of darkness, all over some stupid toy. 

Mark my words, when the Chinese landing craft beach in Providence, RI, there will be only Richter to stop them.  Everyone else will be too busy whacking off to magickl hosries.  Fortunately, I happen to know that Richter has a variety of edged and bludgeoning weapons, and should be able to stop them at Federal Hill.

I'm pretty sure Bronies are an indicator of the End Times. Along with everything else that's going on.

END TIMES.
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Cramulus

#48
October 03, 2011, 11:44:34 PM
That's my American dream.

Telarus

#49
October 04, 2011, 06:46:23 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 03, 2011, 11:44:34 PM
That's my American dream.


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(One of the Supervisors at the call center I got cut from was a Brony).

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Bruno

#50
October 04, 2011, 10:22:09 AM
Formerly something else...

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#51
October 04, 2011, 11:39:05 AM
:lulz:
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Cramulus

#52
October 04, 2011, 02:37:51 PM Last Edit: October 04, 2011, 02:46:48 PM by Cramulus
Off the top of my head, people on this board who are probably bronies:

(1) Richter
(2) Nephew Twid
(3) Dok (give it time)
(4) Cainad
(5) BDS
(6) definitely Cainad
(7) Net (that is now clear)
(8) Disco Pickle
(9) GIGGLES
(10) Beardman Meow (aka Paesior)
(11) Eater of Clowns
(12) Pterodactyl Handler
Edit to add: (13) Telarus


:hosrie:

      ^
the most appropriate usage this emoticon has ever seen

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#53
October 04, 2011, 02:43:40 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 04, 2011, 02:37:51 PM
Off the top of my head, people on this board who are probably bronies:

(1) Richter
(2) Nephew Twid
(3) Dok (give it time)
(4) Cainad
(5) BDS
(6) definitely Cainad
(7) Net (that is now clear)
(8) Disco Pickle
(9) GIGGLES
(10) Beardman Meow (aka Paesior)
(11) Eater of Clowns
(12) Pterodactyl Handler


:hosrie:

       ^
the most appropriate usage this emoticon has ever seen

Pickle gets sunglasses?

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!
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Disco Pickle

#55
October 04, 2011, 02:48:25 PM Last Edit: October 04, 2011, 02:54:49 PM by Disco Pickle
 :lulz: :lulz:

first I've heard of this..  thing.

will confirm or deny after I do some research and testing.

[ETA: I once gave all of my little sisters' MLPs a very very short haircut, because she took a black marker to Casey Jones's mask and made He-Man a brunette.

Got my ass tanned for that little stunt, so probability of Bronieness is slim.
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Luna

#56
October 04, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 04, 2011, 02:37:51 PM
Off the top of my head, people on this board who are probably bronies:

(1) Richter

I would testify that I actually witnessed Richter actually purchase one of the cursed things, if I weren't planning to stand in front of him while he has a weapon in his hand tonight.

Besides, he gave it to Dimo, who you left off your list.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Cramulus

#57
October 04, 2011, 03:08:07 PM
DIMO! He would totally be a brony but he'd have to throw out some of his other dolls to make room

Luna

#58
October 04, 2011, 03:24:40 PM
 
Quote from: Cramulus on October 04, 2011, 03:08:07 PM
DIMO! He would totally be a brony but he'd have to throw out some of his other dolls to make room

Blasphemy!!  There is ALWAYS enough room for more dolls action figures!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Triple Zero

#59
October 04, 2011, 03:36:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 04, 2011, 03:08:07 PM
DIMO! He would totally be a brony but he'd have to throw out some of his other dolls to make room

:lulz:
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