White people are weird, Or Monkeys being monkeys

[East Coast Hustle]

the good kind of white people

PERSONALLY, I DON'T BELIEVE THEY EXIST
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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You're the good kind of white people...

BUT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY ONE?

Honestly?

No.

[Doktor Howl]

You're the good kind of white people...

BUT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY ONE?

Honestly?

No.

WE'RE BETTER OFF AMONG OUR OWN KIND, WEARING OUR GAUDY ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLOTHES AND LISTENING TO OUR WILD MUSIC.  TAKE US OFF THE GOLF COURSE AND WE'RE OUT OF OUR ELEMENT.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You're the good kind of white people...

BUT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY ONE?

Honestly?

No.

WE'RE BETTER OFF AMONG OUR OWN KIND, WEARING OUR GAUDY ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLOTHES AND LISTENING TO OUR WILD MUSIC.  TAKE US OFF THE GOLF COURSE AND WE'RE OUT OF OUR ELEMENT.

I am not sure modern American men of any race are capable of understanding or engaging in actual marriage.

[Doktor Howl]

You're the good kind of white people...

BUT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY ONE?

Honestly?

No.

WE'RE BETTER OFF AMONG OUR OWN KIND, WEARING OUR GAUDY ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLOTHES AND LISTENING TO OUR WILD MUSIC.  TAKE US OFF THE GOLF COURSE AND WE'RE OUT OF OUR ELEMENT.

I am not sure modern American men of any race are capable of understanding or engaging in actual marriage.

Sure as fuck are.  I've been married loads of times.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You're the good kind of white people...

BUT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY ONE?

Honestly?

No.

WE'RE BETTER OFF AMONG OUR OWN KIND, WEARING OUR GAUDY ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLOTHES AND LISTENING TO OUR WILD MUSIC.  TAKE US OFF THE GOLF COURSE AND WE'RE OUT OF OUR ELEMENT.

I am not sure modern American men of any race are capable of understanding or engaging in actual marriage.

Sure as fuck are.  I've been married loads of times.

OK, that rated a belly laugh.

[Suu]

You're the good kind of white people...

BUT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY ONE?

[Jasper]

You're the good kind of white people...

BUT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY ONE?

Honestly?

No.

WE'RE BETTER OFF AMONG OUR OWN KIND, WEARING OUR GAUDY ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLOTHES AND LISTENING TO OUR WILD MUSIC.  TAKE US OFF THE GOLF COURSE AND WE'RE OUT OF OUR ELEMENT.

I am not sure modern American men of any race are capable of understanding or engaging in actual marriage.

Sure as fuck are.  I've been married loads of times.

  Expert, or addict?

[Doktor Howl]

You're the good kind of white people...

BUT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY ONE?

Honestly?

No.

WE'RE BETTER OFF AMONG OUR OWN KIND, WEARING OUR GAUDY ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLOTHES AND LISTENING TO OUR WILD MUSIC.  TAKE US OFF THE GOLF COURSE AND WE'RE OUT OF OUR ELEMENT.

I am not sure modern American men of any race are capable of understanding or engaging in actual marriage.

Sure as fuck are.  I've been married loads of times.

  Expert, or addict?

Yep.

[Triple Zero]

I'm one of the Whitest people I know, in some ways.  I definitely have a life of privilege, and I was blessed with a first-rate education and an extremely functional upbringing (think Ward & June Cleaver, if June Cleaver also worked).  I'm perilously close to being a "limosine liberal"¹.  The last time I tried to high five someone, I wound up accidentally their nose.

On the other hand - in my defense - I know what I have is based largely on the luck of being born into a well-to-do family, and I also know that I am not entitled to the life I have, or the things I want that I don't yet have.  I know where my food comes from, and what it takes to make it available, and I know that the entire culture that allows me to live like this was built on great huge stacks of the bones of Blacks and Native Americans.  Lastly, I don't view this joke of an Empire as having sovereignty over "lesser" peoples and nations.



¹  In fact, the only thing that keeps me from being a limosine liberal is that I don't believe that all Blacks, Hispanics, etc, are good little children that just need guidance.  They fall in the same behavioral patterns as White people do, and our record on "guidance" isn't really that great.  It is neither needed nor desirable.

You're the good kind of white people... non-paternalistic and not full of bullshit denial.

I just want to know if, when Nigel refers to "white people" as being not quite allergic to things but still really peculiar about their food, if she also refers to really real white clay people for realness like natives like me :-P

[Luna]

You're the good kind of white people...

BUT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY ONE?

Honestly?

No.

WE'RE BETTER OFF AMONG OUR OWN KIND, WEARING OUR GAUDY ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLOTHES AND LISTENING TO OUR WILD MUSIC.  TAKE US OFF THE GOLF COURSE AND WE'RE OUT OF OUR ELEMENT.

I am not sure modern American men of any race are capable of understanding or engaging in actual marriage.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm one of the Whitest people I know, in some ways.  I definitely have a life of privilege, and I was blessed with a first-rate education and an extremely functional upbringing (think Ward & June Cleaver, if June Cleaver also worked).  I'm perilously close to being a "limosine liberal"¹.  The last time I tried to high five someone, I wound up accidentally their nose.

On the other hand - in my defense - I know what I have is based largely on the luck of being born into a well-to-do family, and I also know that I am not entitled to the life I have, or the things I want that I don't yet have.  I know where my food comes from, and what it takes to make it available, and I know that the entire culture that allows me to live like this was built on great huge stacks of the bones of Blacks and Native Americans.  Lastly, I don't view this joke of an Empire as having sovereignty over "lesser" peoples and nations.



¹  In fact, the only thing that keeps me from being a limosine liberal is that I don't believe that all Blacks, Hispanics, etc, are good little children that just need guidance.  They fall in the same behavioral patterns as White people do, and our record on "guidance" isn't really that great.  It is neither needed nor desirable.

You're the good kind of white people... non-paternalistic and not full of bullshit denial.

I just want to know if, when Nigel refers to "white people" as being not quite allergic to things but still really peculiar about their food, if she also refers to really real white clay people for realness like natives like me :-P

You're European, not white.

[Triple Zero]

IM NOT WHITE! SWEET

[Bruno]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT.