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Started by WretchedChan, October 04, 2011, 01:38:02 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Science me, babby on October 22, 2011, 12:11:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 21, 2011, 07:55:51 PM
the non-sequitur about some TV show I've never heard of,



It is essentially a television show where attention whoring people who aren't smart enough to catch their even dumber SOs in the act of cheating hire some complete jackass to come and air their dirty laundry in public ona national scale, I think.

How gauche.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


navkat

I will never, ever forget how you people all closed ranks around me for this. I fucking love you all so much and I will rub my dirty, dirty boobies on you the first chance I get (cuz that's just how I ROLL, kid).

Freeky

Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 03:11:27 AM
I will never, ever forget how you people all closed ranks around me for this. I fucking love you all so much and I will rub my dirty, dirty boobies on you the first chance I get (cuz that's just how I ROLL, kid).

:fap:

Pæs

Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 03:11:27 AM
I will never, ever forget how you people all closed ranks around me for this. I fucking love you all so much and I will rub my dirty, dirty boobies on you the first chance I get (cuz that's just how I ROLL, kid).

:banana:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'm glad you bumped this, because I forgot who Wretchedchan is. What a sick, pathetic fuck.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

I saw. Ew. Anything Nav ever said about this guy being fucked up is understatement.
Thanks for bumping from me, too...wasn't around when this happened.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

navkat

I have an inordinate ability to laugh.


Sometimes until tears are streaming down my fucking fayce.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 03:11:27 AM
I will never, ever forget how you people all closed ranks around me for this. I fucking love you all so much and I will rub my dirty, dirty boobies on you the first chance I get (cuz that's just how I ROLL, kid).


:banana:
Molon Lube

Cain

Yeah, that was a strange morning.

I hate dealing with stuff like this without even getting a coffee in me first.

P3nT4gR4m

Thread delivers a masterclass study in butthurt  :golfclap:

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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Anna Mae Bollocks

He reminds me a little of Snakeman: "BITCHWHORE!!!!!"
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 17, 2012, 10:09:54 PM
He reminds me a little of Snakeman: "BITCHWHORE!!!!!"

Yeah, that's pretty much it.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

No problem nav. That was a really cunty thing for him to do. Fuck that guy. Also yay being rubbed with dirty dirty boobies!
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Lenin McCarthy

Quote from: Nigel on April 13, 2012, 04:14:08 AM
I'm glad you bumped this, because I forgot who Wretchedchan is. What a sick, pathetic fuck.
Same. Reading this... well... just... wat.