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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #30 on: October 07, 2011, 02:39:00 pm »
so, it appears that the handle "Saint Stoic Hermit" appears on the member list of the House of the Kiwi Cabal...
have you talked with them?

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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #31 on: October 07, 2011, 03:33:05 pm »
Actually that's how I first found out about his discordianism, I just didn't take it seriously when I saw that. I haven't spoken to them mainly because their site hasn't changed in over 10 yrs so it seems to me they're not very active.

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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #32 on: October 07, 2011, 07:27:04 pm »
You might email them anyway... I've reached people by emailing through seemingly untouched websites before. Someone's paying for hosting!
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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #33 on: October 31, 2011, 11:00:59 pm »
Perhaps suggestions from random strangers is exactly what he would have wanted, in which case, here's mine:

Go to the park on the anniversary of his death and eat a hot dog in the rain.

And don't forget to feed the bun to the birds
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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #34 on: October 31, 2011, 11:38:12 pm »
Tonight, on Halloween, is the anniversary of his death. It was his favorite day of the year.

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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2011, 01:08:07 am »
Tonight, on Halloween, is the anniversary of his death. It was his favorite day of the year.

I will include his holy name in my litanies tonight, and he will get a portion of Irish whiskey that for some odd reason I have found spiritually acceptable to waste on dead people. Note, however, that has less to do with me being Discordian, and more to do with me being a superstitious Irishman.
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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #36 on: November 01, 2011, 02:23:11 am »
I will include his holy name in my litanies tonight, and he will get a portion of Irish whiskey that for some odd reason I have found spiritually acceptable to waste on dead people. Note, however, that has less to do with me being Discordian, and more to do with me being a superstitious Irishman.

I like that.

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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #37 on: November 01, 2011, 02:41:46 am »
I will include his holy name in my litanies tonight, and he will get a portion of Irish whiskey that for some odd reason I have found spiritually acceptable to waste on dead people. Note, however, that has less to do with me being Discordian, and more to do with me being a superstitious Irishman.

I like that.

I will refer to him as Pope David Ecks rather than Pope David the Tenth. Seems right to me.
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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2011, 03:23:56 am »
Well you're right, it was Pope David X (ecks) and not the tenth

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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2011, 04:15:40 am »
I may be a day late reading this, but as a professional mariner I feel compelled to honor a discordian who died at sea.

In your brother's honor and in observance of the ancient struggle between Eris and Poseidon, I will perform what is known as the Oceanic Purification Ritual in which the salty and life-depriving water of the sea is treated with the essence of the life-sustaining land and the holy crops it bears that provide humanity's greatest source of sustenance and comfort in times of hardship.




In short, I'm'a pour a beer off the starboard side for him.
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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2011, 12:25:44 pm »
lol, that's great!

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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2011, 09:41:22 am »
Have a pool party in his honor
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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2019, 05:14:07 pm »
Hello all! Would any of you who offered up funerary suggestions be interested in chatting with me? I'm working on a collection of funeral rites and would love your input/ideas and so on. (email: covenofleaves@gmail.com or insta: acrowandthedead)
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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2019, 01:14:52 pm »
Hello all! Would any of you who offered up funerary suggestions be interested in chatting with me? I'm working on a collection of funeral rites and would love your input/ideas and so on. (email: covenofleaves@gmail.com or insta: acrowandthedead)

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Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2019, 06:59:44 pm »
Hello all! Would any of you who offered up funerary suggestions be interested in chatting with me? I'm working on a collection of funeral rites and would love your input/ideas and so on. (email: covenofleaves@gmail.com or insta: acrowandthedead)

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