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I CONTROL THE VERTICAL. I CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL. DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET.

Started by Doktor Howl, October 04, 2011, 08:36:25 PM

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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Cain


Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Cain on October 05, 2011, 03:09:43 PM
I just had a hideous thought:  Whale songs.

:spit2:

Glorious thread is glorious.

Also, is it incorrect that I think of Roger's place of work as a more lethal version of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? Except it was taken over by the bratty kids and Roger is the only Oompa Loompa left, and he is pissed.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cainad on October 05, 2011, 03:31:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 05, 2011, 03:09:43 PM
I just had a hideous thought:  Whale songs.

:spit2:

Glorious thread is glorious.

Also, is it incorrect that I think of Roger's place of work as a more lethal version of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? Except it was taken over by the bratty kids and Roger is the only Oompa Loompa left, and he is pissed.

And my boss is Charley, but he's beaten, and he doesn't say witty charming things to brats, he sits in his office and swears at his computer, as the maintenance cost for his wonderful devices chew holes in his budget and his stomach lining and the kids don't want chocolates and wonder, they want their synthetic sapphire and they want it NOW to go into plasma screens and DoD projects and the parents are the EPA and OSHA, who get blamed for poor production, when all they want to do is keep the oompaloompas alive and maybe even let them keep all their fingers.

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 05, 2011, 04:24:01 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 05, 2011, 03:31:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 05, 2011, 03:09:43 PM
I just had a hideous thought:  Whale songs.

:spit2:

Glorious thread is glorious.

Also, is it incorrect that I think of Roger's place of work as a more lethal version of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? Except it was taken over by the bratty kids and Roger is the only Oompa Loompa left, and he is pissed.

And my boss is Charley, but he's beaten, and he doesn't say witty charming things to brats, he sits in his office and swears at his computer, as the maintenance cost for his wonderful devices chew holes in his budget and his stomach lining and the kids don't want chocolates and wonder, they want their synthetic sapphire and they want it NOW to go into plasma screens and DoD projects and the parents are the EPA and OSHA, who get blamed for poor production, when all they want to do is keep the oompaloompas alive and maybe even let them keep all their fingers.



:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

LMNO


Freeky

OOOOOO I GOT ONE I GOT ONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYEkaCu17gY  You'lll have to loop this one a few times, though.

True fact:  I've willingly sat through the whole thing numerous times.  :lulz:

Kai

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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