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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 30, 2013, 09:32:35 PM
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And there's too much nature.


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I still need to find out who has the best Brown Booze. Scotland or Tuscon?

We have SHITTY booze.  No, seriously, it's awful.  It's like a ball of rusty, burning fish hooks going down your throat.

We like it that way.

does it make me not feel my face? That's my one and only criterium for booze.
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Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 30, 2013, 09:37:53 PM

does it make me not feel my face?

Ever, ever again.

Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 30, 2013, 09:37:53 PM
That's my one and only criterium for booze.

You're gonna go far, kid.  Come on over.  :lulz:
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Loch Lomond is pretty good for first timers, plenty of shelter, plenty to explore and it's famous as a motherfucker.

Just so happens I know all 22 miles of it like the back of my hand.

Our booze is a mixture of cheap shit and expensive as fuck prehistoric singletons. All of it will get you the face thing if you drink enough of it. I'd recommend the cheap shit on account of it's less expensive.

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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 30, 2013, 09:39:14 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 30, 2013, 09:37:53 PM

does it make me not feel my face?

Ever, ever again.

Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 30, 2013, 09:37:53 PM
That's my one and only criterium for booze.

You're gonna go far, kid.  Come on over.  :lulz:

:lulz:

Interestingly, I have the same relationship with spicy foods.

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2013, 10:42:58 PM
Loch Lomond is pretty good for first timers, plenty of shelter, plenty to explore and it's famous as a motherfucker.

Just so happens I know all 22 miles of it like the back of my hand.

Our booze is a mixture of cheap shit and expensive as fuck prehistoric singletons. All of it will get you the face thing if you drink enough of it. I'd recommend the cheap shit on account of it's less expensive.

I know your high end stuff quite well, after a few years as a liquor salesman. But I do imagine (romantic as I am) that it tastes differently in its home country. Also, I'd love to get smashed on dirt cheap whisky in Scotland just because.
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Well, it is the nearest thing we have to a culture in this godforsaken shithole of a country, so it makes sense you'd want to try it

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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

P3nT4gR4m

No one likes a smart ass. Unless that smart ass is saving them from a watery grave. Then they don't seem to mind so much  :ECH:

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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

P3nT4gR4m

So, at the weekend I decided to make kayaking fabulous, in a pastel pink Tahe Marine

8)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It is fabulous!

Is that a lake?
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Negative. It's the sea. Looking up Loch Lynne which is more of a fjord than a lake

looks like this

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Doktor Howl

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 11, 2013, 06:37:08 PM
Negative. It's the sea. Looking up Loch Lynne which is more of a fjord than a lake

Watch it, buster.  Those Belgians find out that you've been swiping their fjords, they're gonna be PISSED.  Remember what happened to Germany in 1938/39.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 11, 2013, 06:37:08 PM
Negative. It's the sea. Looking up Loch Lynne which is more of a fjord than a lake

looks like this


Ah, I see! I was confused by the stillness of the water. It's beautiful! Reminds me of Puget Sound, kind of, without the evergreen forests.

I was riding my bike on the floating portion of the Eastbank esplanade yesterday, and waves were lapping it hard enough to splash over it a bit. Made me think of you and your kayaks.
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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 11, 2013, 04:47:16 PM
So, at the weekend I decided to make kayaking fabulous, in a pastel pink Tahe Marine

8)

That is kick-ass. :D
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When the tide is running at 8 knots and you can only paddle 4 this is the kind of shit that happens

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Doktor Howl

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 23, 2013, 06:53:21 PM
When the tide is running at 8 knots and you can only paddle 4 this is the kind of shit that happens

You at some point turned into a dark haired Sam Elliot.   :?
Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark