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i mean, pardon my english but this, the life i'm living is ww1 trench warfare.

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Started by Don Coyote, October 10, 2011, 01:30:15 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."



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Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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aaand I still gotta watch the originals of those.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Jasper

Oh.  My.  God. 

Something wonderful is very wrong with you, Coyote.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Jasper on October 14, 2011, 02:56:31 AM
Oh.  My.  God. 

Something wonderful is very wrong with you, Coyote.

This!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Jasper on October 14, 2011, 02:56:31 AM
Oh.  My.  God. 

Something wonderful is very wrong with you, Coyote.

My work is deeply and profoundly.

I cook with only the best ingredients.

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