Annnnnnnnnd Badbeast

[Payne]

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23381.msg1103977#msg1103977

[Doktor Howl]

Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.

Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.

Hey, some of us APPROVE of kilts and sporrans and shit.

Luna,
Knows most men don't know how to sit like ladies, and gets her lulz where she can, these days

Yes, but you can just approve of it where people actually DO it.  Namely Renn Faires (sic), SCA events, and the German Club.

Because Germans love kilts, too.

Incidentally, sometimes the stereotypes fit.  We wear cowboy hats here still (the sun will cook your fucking brain if you don't), and if the weather is REALLY shitty, we still wear dusters.

But that's because we're all Wyatt Earp and shit.  Scotsmen don't have that going for them.  Their last cultural hero got chopped into fucking bits...Ours die of TB, like real men.

But nobody that doesn't work on a ranch wears fucking cowboy boots, except for fucking snowbirds and Japanese businessmen.  Be warned.

[Luna]

Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.

Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.

Hey, some of us APPROVE of kilts and sporrans and shit.

Luna,
Knows most men don't know how to sit like ladies, and gets her lulz where she can, these days

Yes, but you can just approve of it where people actually DO it.  Namely Renn Faires (sic), SCA events, and the German Club.

Because Germans love kilts, too.

Incidentally, sometimes the stereotypes fit.  We wear cowboy hats here still (the sun will cook your fucking brain if you don't), and if the weather is REALLY shitty, we still wear dusters.

But that's because we're all Wyatt Earp and shit.  Scotsmen don't have that going for them.  Their last cultural hero got chopped into fucking bits...Ours die of TB, like real men.

But nobody that doesn't work on a ranch wears fucking cowboy boots, except for fucking snowbirds and Japanese businessmen.  Be warned.

And I do, believe me. 

To be honest, I haven't seen anybody wearing a kilt at the German Club.

Well, except for when we have SCA events, there...

And that ONE guy...  But, he wears panty hose, so I'm fairly sure him calling it a kilt is bullshit, anyway.

One fine day, when I'm back to working regularly and getting such handouts as paid vacation time, I'mma make the pilgrimage to Tuscon and see all this for myself.

Cowboy hats and dusters are all kinds of sexy, I can approve of those, too.

[Reginald Ret]

Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.

Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.

Hey, some of us APPROVE of kilts and sporrans and shit.

Luna,
Knows most men don't know how to sit like ladies, and gets her lulz where she can, these days

I respectfully point out that lul is dutch for dick.

[Don Coyote]

Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.

Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.

Hey, some of us APPROVE of kilts and sporrans and shit.

Luna,
Knows most men don't know how to sit like ladies, and gets her lulz where she can, these days

If men are trying to sit like a lady in a kilt they are doing it wrong.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.

Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.

Hey, some of us APPROVE of kilts and sporrans and shit.

Luna,
Knows most men don't know how to sit like ladies, and gets her lulz where she can, these days

I respectfully point out that lul is dutch for dick.

CHRIST THAT IS...

the most appropriate thing I have ever heard.

[BadBeast]

Bit late responding to this, aren't I ? 
Well, having given the OP a great deal of thought, I can categorically say that any risk involved in this venture is purely poor Margaret's. Suffering, as she does, with the degenerative and progressive brain disease, New Variant Creutzfeld Jakob Syndrome, she doesn't really have much of a brain left. The holes do all her thinking now, and frankly, had she been struck down by this  disease sooner, the Falklands War would never have got past the "Kitten Throwing" stage. Sniping isn't any good, all that does is put another hole in her brain. And we can't risk destroying the head, because we're going to need it to mount on a spike at The Tower of London.

The Sherpherd's pie, is simply a plan to covertly re-generate her brain cells, (once safely mounted on aforesaid spike) by feeding her severed zomby reiferated head, solely on the carcasses of sheep that died from Scrapie. She only eats raw kittens at the moment, because she is surrounded by idiots who provide for her every whim. This is why we have sent several undercover Ninja PETA Agents to infiltrate her personal staff. (They love kittys) When the word is given, I shall have her head in a sack, and on it's way to Haiti for Zombification withing 2 hours. The PETA twats can take the rap. . When her head is properly re-animated, it shall be ceremoniously mounted on it's spike, where it shall remain, like some crazy Oracle, babbling nursery rhymes and suchlike for tourists.

More than once you rather ignorantly imply that I am a Scot. Or a Pict. Or some kind of skirt wearer. Might I just take this opportunity to categorically state, once and for all, that I am a fucking Englishman!  Through my English veins runs the blood of Empire, of the proud, doughty John Bull himself, as he straddled whole Continents in his shiny black boots.
No offence, Sparky, but compared to the thin, colonial gripe water you American's seem so proud to spill on foreign Battlefields, the Blood of even the lowliest English serf seems the bluest of blue.
That said, you are still cordially invited to be guest of honour at the impaling ceremony, and you can ask this new Oracle it's first question. (As you spoon infected sheep brain pie into her drooling maw) Should be good for a giggle, what?   

[Doktor Howl]

More than once you rather ignorantly imply that I am a Scot. Or a Pict. Or some kind of skirt wearer. Might I just take this opportunity to categorically state, once and for all, that I am a fucking Englishman!  Through my English veins runs the blood of Empire, of the proud, doughty John Bull himself, as he straddled whole Continents in his shiny black boots.
No offence, Sparky, but compared to the thin, colonial gripe water you American's seem so proud to spill on foreign Battlefields, the Blood of even the lowliest English serf seems the bluest of blue.
That said, you are still cordially invited to be guest of honour at the impaling ceremony, and you can ask this new Oracle it's first question. (As you spoon infected sheep brain pie into her drooling maw) Should be good for a giggle, what?   

I'll have you know that we bleed pure FREEDOM, here (and from the looks of things, we're hemmoraging).  Also, we can't be expected to tell the difference between the various inhabitants of "Blighty".  The ones in the North are surly and violent.  The ones in the South are surly and violent.  Perhaps you can provide us with distinguishing features?

[BadBeast]

More than once you rather ignorantly imply that I am a Scot. Or a Pict. Or some kind of skirt wearer. Might I just take this opportunity to categorically state, once and for all, that I am a fucking Englishman!  Through my English veins runs the blood of Empire, of the proud, doughty John Bull himself, as he straddled whole Continents in his shiny black boots.
No offence, Sparky, but compared to the thin, colonial gripe water you American's seem so proud to spill on foreign Battlefields, the Blood of even the lowliest English serf seems the bluest of blue.
That said, you are still cordially invited to be guest of honour at the impaling ceremony, and you can ask this new Oracle it's first question. (As you spoon infected sheep brain pie into her drooling maw) Should be good for a giggle, what?   

I'll have you know that we bleed pure FREEDOM, here (and from the looks of things, we're hemmoraging).  Also, we can't be expected to tell the difference between the various inhabitants of "Blighty".  The ones in the North are surly and violent.  The ones in the South are surly and violent.  Perhaps you can provide us with distinguishing features?

The ones in the North wear skirts. And have a concealed dagger. In their socks. 

[Doktor Howl]

More than once you rather ignorantly imply that I am a Scot. Or a Pict. Or some kind of skirt wearer. Might I just take this opportunity to categorically state, once and for all, that I am a fucking Englishman!  Through my English veins runs the blood of Empire, of the proud, doughty John Bull himself, as he straddled whole Continents in his shiny black boots.
No offence, Sparky, but compared to the thin, colonial gripe water you American's seem so proud to spill on foreign Battlefields, the Blood of even the lowliest English serf seems the bluest of blue.
That said, you are still cordially invited to be guest of honour at the impaling ceremony, and you can ask this new Oracle it's first question. (As you spoon infected sheep brain pie into her drooling maw) Should be good for a giggle, what?   

I'll have you know that we bleed pure FREEDOM, here (and from the looks of things, we're hemmoraging).  Also, we can't be expected to tell the difference between the various inhabitants of "Blighty".  The ones in the North are surly and violent.  The ones in the South are surly and violent.  Perhaps you can provide us with distinguishing features?

The ones in the North wear skirts. And have a concealed dagger. In their socks. 

And the ones in the South conceal their daggers in...?

[Freeky]

More than once you rather ignorantly imply that I am a Scot. Or a Pict. Or some kind of skirt wearer. Might I just take this opportunity to categorically state, once and for all, that I am a fucking Englishman!  Through my English veins runs the blood of Empire, of the proud, doughty John Bull himself, as he straddled whole Continents in his shiny black boots.
No offence, Sparky, but compared to the thin, colonial gripe water you American's seem so proud to spill on foreign Battlefields, the Blood of even the lowliest English serf seems the bluest of blue.
That said, you are still cordially invited to be guest of honour at the impaling ceremony, and you can ask this new Oracle it's first question. (As you spoon infected sheep brain pie into her drooling maw) Should be good for a giggle, what?   

I'll have you know that we bleed pure FREEDOM, here (and from the looks of things, we're hemmoraging).  Also, we can't be expected to tell the difference between the various inhabitants of "Blighty".  The ones in the North are surly and violent.  The ones in the South are surly and violent.  Perhaps you can provide us with distinguishing features?

The ones in the North wear skirts. And have a concealed dagger. In their socks. 

And the ones in the South conceal their daggers in...?

Well, not to put too fine a point on it, they could have contributed to the Zentastic movies.

[BadBeast]

More than once you rather ignorantly imply that I am a Scot. Or a Pict. Or some kind of skirt wearer. Might I just take this opportunity to categorically state, once and for all, that I am a fucking Englishman!  Through my English veins runs the blood of Empire, of the proud, doughty John Bull himself, as he straddled whole Continents in his shiny black boots.
No offence, Sparky, but compared to the thin, colonial gripe water you American's seem so proud to spill on foreign Battlefields, the Blood of even the lowliest English serf seems the bluest of blue.
That said, you are still cordially invited to be guest of honour at the impaling ceremony, and you can ask this new Oracle it's first question. (As you spoon infected sheep brain pie into her drooling maw) Should be good for a giggle, what?   

I'll have you know that we bleed pure FREEDOM, here (and from the looks of things, we're hemmoraging).  Also, we can't be expected to tell the difference between the various inhabitants of "Blighty".  The ones in the North are surly and violent.  The ones in the South are surly and violent.  Perhaps you can provide us with distinguishing features?

The ones in the North wear skirts. And have a concealed dagger. In their socks. 

And the ones in the South conceal their daggers in...?

In the ones in the North.

[LMNO]