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Already planning a hunger strike against the inhumane draconian right winger/neoliberal gun bans. Gun control is also one of the worst forms of torture. Without guns/weapons its like merely existing and not living.

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We can change the world

Started by Pæs, October 12, 2011, 05:46:21 AM

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Pæs

October 12, 2011, 05:46:21 AM
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."
-attributed to Margaret Mead

"Change will not come if we wait for some other person, or if we wait for some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek."
― Barack Obama

You have the power to change the world in ways greater than you might ever imagine.
With a simple action you can trigger events that will reshape the lives of many.

You have a voice. With this voice, you can have an influence.
You are an agent of change, though you may not be aware of the enormous impact your choices have.
All change begins with one human being making one choice.
You are that human being and by your will the world will be remade.

At this very moment thousands of people are gathering together, cheering and screaming. They're waving their signs above their heads and they are hoping.

And they're waiting for you to act.

To vote for Chelsea txt "IDOL" to 7783
To vote for Jack...



Juana

#1
October 12, 2011, 05:52:17 AM
:mittens:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

LMNO

#2
October 12, 2011, 02:04:38 PM
Damn.  The punchline killed me.

Luna

#3
October 12, 2011, 02:08:03 PM
Yep.  Welcome to America.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Triple Zero

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October 12, 2011, 02:13:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 02:08:03 PM
Yep.  Welcome to America.

I can s/Obama/Somewhere else politician/ and this one will fit very nice everywhere :)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Doktor Howl

#5
October 12, 2011, 02:34:14 PM
The punchline was amazing.   :lulz: :horrormirth:
Molon Lube

Cramulus

#6
October 12, 2011, 02:39:36 PM
:fuckmittens:

and I mean that in the most sincere way

Murmur

#7
October 12, 2011, 07:54:50 PM
Love the punchline!   :horrormirth:
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"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 12, 2011, 08:37:06 PM
 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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