DEVASTATION DESTINY

[Nephew Twiddleton]

OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.

Individuals?  Who?  We're a hive mind here.  Ask around.

IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.

I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.

I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.

Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.

I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.

Then you have answered for yourself the question you posed earlier.

What you are here for.

Nothing.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.

Individuals?  Who?  We're a hive mind here.  Ask around.

After all the money we spent on Laz0rs and Kool Aid, we forgot to advertise that we are in fact a collective under the control of a charismatic and evil manipulator.

Dammit Dok.

TGRR wouldn't have let this shit happen.

MANIPULATOR? SIR THERE IS NO TYRANNY IN THE STATE OF CONFUSION

I manipulate myself on a regular basis, heathen!

Also this isn't a state of confusion, THIS! IS! DISCORDIA! (Wear a hat)

ARE YOU SO SURE BECAUSE THESE ARE THE WORDS OF ERIS HER SELF.

We don't let Eris in here, not since we purged all the Orthodox Discordians back in '09.

THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE HERE FOR? WE ARE A HANDFUL OF FANTASTIC INDIVIDUALS WILLING TO SEPERATE OURSELVES FROM A WORLD OF CONTROL AND ORGANIZATION. IF DISCORDIA IS NOT OF ERIS, THEN HOW ARE WE TO GROW IN OUR BELIEFS?

You don't need a godhead for that.

Though if you really really want one, I do a great Odin impression. And Dok Howl as got the entire Mexica Pantheon down pat.

I WILL SAY THIS MUCH YOU PEOPLE ARE ALOT OF FUN HA HA

A lot

[Nephew Twiddleton]

OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.

Individuals?  Who?  We're a hive mind here.  Ask around.

IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.

I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.

I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.

Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.

I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.

Indeed.

But still, less caps lock would be gratifying for us mere mortals who are not as free or wise as you.

IT'S A COMPUTER TEXT IS TEXT. JUST BE LOOSE WITH IT. DONT GET EASILY IRRITATED BY SOMETHING SO SECONDARY.

Don't

[Payne]

YES, BUT AS IVE ALWAYS SAID "IF IM NOT PISSING PEOPLE OFF, IM NOT DOING IT RIGHT." YOU SEE PEOPLE LOVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMALLEST OF DISRUPTION IN ANY COLLECTIVE OR GROUP WILL CAUSE A CLASH. AND THATS THE POINT. THE REAL QUESTION IS, DO YOU WANT TO READ THIS? DO YOU EVEN WANT TO OVERSEE MY SPIRITUAL EDUCATION?

As I said, I'm not irritated at all.

I am merely informing you that people won't read your stuff. They won't get pissed off about it. They won't like it. They just won't read it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.

Individuals?  Who?  We're a hive mind here.  Ask around.

IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.

I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.

I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.

Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.

I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.

Indeed.

But still, less caps lock would be gratifying for us mere mortals who are not as free or wise as you.

IT'S A COMPUTER TEXT IS TEXT. JUST BE LOOSE WITH IT. DONT GET EASILY IRRITATED BY SOMETHING SO SECONDARY.

I'm not irritated at all. I pinky-ride the shift key all night long baby.

However a number of people refuse to read ALL CAPS text here.

You DO want people to actually read what you write, yes?

YES, BUT AS IVE ALWAYS SAID "IF IM NOT PISSING PEOPLE OFF, IM NOT DOING IT RIGHT." YOU SEE PEOPLE LOVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMALLEST OF DISRUPTION IN ANY COLLECTIVE OR GROUP WILL CAUSE A CLASH. AND THATS THE POINT. THE REAL QUESTION IS, DO YOU WANT TO READ THIS? DO YOU EVEN WANT TO OVERSEE MY SPIRITUAL EDUCATION?

I've
I'm
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That's

[Nephew Twiddleton]

OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.

Individuals?  Who?  We're a hive mind here.  Ask around.

IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.

I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.

I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.

Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.

I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.

Then you have answered for yourself the question you posed earlier.

What you are here for.

Nothing.

AND THATS THE POINT IVE CREATED SELF PARADOX

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I've
Self-paradox

[Luna]

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).  

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying...  

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

[Payne]

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).  

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying...  

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.

I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).  

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying...  

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

Proofreading him is more entertaining than the actual content.

But, he won't learn. I doubt he's capable.

Oops, I mean

BUT HE WONT LEARN I DOUBT HES CAPABLE


ETA:

Oh. He's an anarcho-punk high-schooler from Georgia.

All three of those explain a lot. Have at it, Payne.

[LMNO]

HELLO KILLJOY!  PLEASE TO BE SEEN BY YOU!  PRAISE ERIS AS SHE STRIDES THROUGH THE BLOODY CORPSES ON THE BATTLEFIELD!

WE SHALL DRINK AS OTHERS DO NOT, TO PROVE OUR EXPRESSED INDIVIDUALITY!  WE SHALL NOT-CONFORM AS ONE OBJECT OF DIFFERENCE, ALIKE!

[LMNO]

THERE IS NO MIND BUT MIND, AND MINE MIND IS MINE TO MIND!  DO YOU MIND YOUR MIND, OR DO YOU UNDERMINE MINE MIND?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).  

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying...  

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

DO YOU THINK IVE COME TO IMPRESS ANYONE? IVE COME TO LEARN, AND IF I BORE YOU, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? IF IM WRONG, WHY NOT TRY AND TEACH ME. HELL I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT DISCORDIANISM THREE MONTHS AGO. IM OPEN TO LEARN, BUT I DONT REPRESENT YOU OR WISH TO MAKE YOU HAPPY WITH ME. I JUST WANT TO LEARN FROM MORE THEN A BOOK, I WANTED TO LEARN FROM THE PEOPLE WHO WERE MAKING ALL OF THIS REAL.

HEY COULD YOU PLEASE STOP SHOUTING?

[Payne]

YES, BUT AS IVE ALWAYS SAID "IF IM NOT PISSING PEOPLE OFF, IM NOT DOING IT RIGHT." YOU SEE PEOPLE LOVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMALLEST OF DISRUPTION IN ANY COLLECTIVE OR GROUP WILL CAUSE A CLASH. AND THATS THE POINT. THE REAL QUESTION IS, DO YOU WANT TO READ THIS? DO YOU EVEN WANT TO OVERSEE MY SPIRITUAL EDUCATION?

As I said, I'm not irritated at all.

I am merely informing you that people won't read your stuff. They won't get pissed off about it. They won't like it. They just won't read it.

TELL ME WHY. WHY IS IT THAT THE PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO CONFORM TO ANYTHING, EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE TO CONFORM TO EVERYTHING?

This is a community of people. We've forged friendships and relationships amongst ourselves here, and there are certainly posters here that I would literally trust my life with.

This is a forum for discussion and debate, which requires communication and thought.

The first dictum in (most of) our version of Discordia is "Think for yourself, schmuck". The emphasis on "Think".

We are non-conformist, we do try and see the Eristic and Aneristic Delusions for what they are. We have written entire tomes of literature on reality grids and starbucks pebbles. We taken the Discordia you know and shaken it, torn it apart, greased it, stuck our dicks in it, put it back together and documented every single step along the way.

We have seen many posters come and go. Neo-Pagan Revisionists, Orthodox Discordian, Non-Sub Genius Sub Genii, and many more.

We've seen people fuck around with language - pronouns, spelling, grammar, punctuation and any other thing you can think of.

The true Caos? The true Discord? It's what you can cogently put forth from your mind, my friend. In a way that we can understand it.

[Payne]

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).  

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying...  

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.

I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.

WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?

There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.

Don't worry, you passed the first phase.

[LMNO]

THE PHASE IS JUST A PHASE I'M GOING THROUGH SO IT GETS PHASED OUT WHEN I USE A PHASER FOR THE NEXT PHASE.