DEVASTATION DESTINY

[KILLJOY]

YES, BUT AS IVE ALWAYS SAID "IF IM NOT PISSING PEOPLE OFF, IM NOT DOING IT RIGHT." YOU SEE PEOPLE LOVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMALLEST OF DISRUPTION IN ANY COLLECTIVE OR GROUP WILL CAUSE A CLASH. AND THATS THE POINT. THE REAL QUESTION IS, DO YOU WANT TO READ THIS? DO YOU EVEN WANT TO OVERSEE MY SPIRITUAL EDUCATION?

As I said, I'm not irritated at all.

I am merely informing you that people won't read your stuff. They won't get pissed off about it. They won't like it. They just won't read it.

TELL ME WHY. WHY IS IT THAT THE PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO CONFORM TO ANYTHING, EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE TO CONFORM TO EVERYTHING?

This is a community of people. We've forged friendships and relationships amongst ourselves here, and there are certainly posters here that I would literally trust my life with.

This is a forum for discussion and debate, which requires communication and thought.

The first dictum in (most of) our version of Discordia is "Think for yourself, schmuck". The emphasis on "Think".

We are non-conformist, we do try and see the Eristic and Aneristic Delusions for what they are. We have written entire tomes of literature on reality grids and starbucks pebbles. We taken the Discordia you know and shaken it, torn it apart, greased it, stuck our dicks in it, put it back together and documented every single step along the way.

We have seen many posters come and go. Neo-Pagan Revisionists, Orthodox Discordian, Non-Sub Genius Sub Genii, and many more.

We've seen people fuck around with language - pronouns, spelling, grammar, punctuation and any other thing you can think of.

The true Caos? The true Discord? It's what you can cogently put forth from your mind, my friend. In a way that we can understand it.

OK THEN MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. IM SORRY. REALLY ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I THINK OR FEEL AND REALLY, I ALWAYS GET CALLED AN IDIOT FOR IT. I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR ONCE I FOUND A GROUP WHO COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.

[Payne]

THE PHASE IS JUST A PHASE I'M GOING THROUGH SO IT GETS PHASED OUT WHEN I USE A PHASER FOR THE NEXT PHASE.

AND WHILE YOU ARE HAVING THE PHAYS OF YOUR LIFE, I HOPE YOU REMAIN UNPHAZED.

[KILLJOY]

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).  

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying...  

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.

I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.

WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?

There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.

Don't worry, you passed the first phase.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM AN ANARCHO-PUNK?

[Luna]

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).  

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying...  

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.

I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.

I have a headache, today (Richter may have given me a minor concussion last night), and am sitting at work with a pile of stuff to do that I can't start until two other people do THEiR jobs, and they're a week behind.  I may be grumpy today.

He'll learn, or he won't.

[Payne]

YES, BUT AS IVE ALWAYS SAID "IF IM NOT PISSING PEOPLE OFF, IM NOT DOING IT RIGHT." YOU SEE PEOPLE LOVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMALLEST OF DISRUPTION IN ANY COLLECTIVE OR GROUP WILL CAUSE A CLASH. AND THATS THE POINT. THE REAL QUESTION IS, DO YOU WANT TO READ THIS? DO YOU EVEN WANT TO OVERSEE MY SPIRITUAL EDUCATION?

As I said, I'm not irritated at all.

I am merely informing you that people won't read your stuff. They won't get pissed off about it. They won't like it. They just won't read it.

TELL ME WHY. WHY IS IT THAT THE PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO CONFORM TO ANYTHING, EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE TO CONFORM TO EVERYTHING?

This is a community of people. We've forged friendships and relationships amongst ourselves here, and there are certainly posters here that I would literally trust my life with.

This is a forum for discussion and debate, which requires communication and thought.

The first dictum in (most of) our version of Discordia is "Think for yourself, schmuck". The emphasis on "Think".

We are non-conformist, we do try and see the Eristic and Aneristic Delusions for what they are. We have written entire tomes of literature on reality grids and starbucks pebbles. We taken the Discordia you know and shaken it, torn it apart, greased it, stuck our dicks in it, put it back together and documented every single step along the way.

We have seen many posters come and go. Neo-Pagan Revisionists, Orthodox Discordian, Non-Sub Genius Sub Genii, and many more.

We've seen people fuck around with language - pronouns, spelling, grammar, punctuation and any other thing you can think of.

The true Caos? The true Discord? It's what you can cogently put forth from your mind, my friend. In a way that we can understand it.

OK THEN MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. IM SORRY. REALLY ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I THINK OR FEEL AND REALLY, I ALWAYS GET CALLED AN IDIOT FOR IT. I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR ONCE I FOUND A GROUP WHO COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.

Just be cool man, we're only judging you on the use of Caps Lock, really.

If you took it off people would consider actually talking with you.

Like I say - I am not irritated by it, but many are.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).  

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying...  

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.

I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.

WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?

There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.

Don't worry, you passed the first phase.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM AN ANARCHO-PUNK?

Because, Payne is the 5th member of the Illuminati.

[LMNO]

OK THEN MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. IM SORRY. REALLY ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I THINK OR FEEL AND REALLY, I ALWAYS GET CALLED AN IDIOT FOR IT. I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR ONCE I FOUND A GROUP WHO COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW, AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU KNOW IT?  TO KNOW IS TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW, AND NOT TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW.  TO KNOW SOMETHING IS NOT TO UNDERSTAND, AND TO UNDERSTAND MEANS YOU DO NOT KNOW.  DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW?

[KILLJOY]

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).  

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying...  

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.

I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.

WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?

There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.

Don't worry, you passed the first phase.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM AN ANARCHO-PUNK?

Because, Payne is the 5th member of the Illuminati.

YOU MEAN LIKE THE HACKERS?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Eris would fucking anybody. She usually starts with people who pray to her though.

Eris is not nice.

[Payne]

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner). 

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying... 

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.

I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.

WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?

There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.

Don't worry, you passed the first phase.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM AN ANARCHO-PUNK?

Because, Payne is the 5th member of the Illuminati.

YOU MEAN LIKE THE HACKERS?

No, like "your email is set to public, and I can use google".

[Doktor Howl]

OK THEN MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. IM SORRY. REALLY ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I THINK OR FEEL AND REALLY, I ALWAYS GET CALLED AN IDIOT FOR IT. I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR ONCE I FOUND A GROUP WHO COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.

Oh, we understand it all too well.  It's exactly this sort of pinealist garbage that drove us all to bad acid back in 2005.  

[KILLJOY]

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner). 

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying... 

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.

I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.

WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?

There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.

Don't worry, you passed the first phase.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM AN ANARCHO-PUNK?

Because, Payne is the 5th member of the Illuminati.

YOU MEAN LIKE THE HACKERS?

No, like "your email is set to public, and I can use google".

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?

[Doktor Howl]

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).  

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying...  

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.

I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.

WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?

There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.

Don't worry, you passed the first phase.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM AN ANARCHO-PUNK?

Because it's oozing out of my monitor.

[KILLJOY]

OK THEN MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. IM SORRY. REALLY ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I THINK OR FEEL AND REALLY, I ALWAYS GET CALLED AN IDIOT FOR IT. I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR ONCE I FOUND A GROUP WHO COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.

Oh, we understand it all too well.  It's exactly this sort of pinealist garbage that drove us all to bad acid back in 2005.  

SO YOURE ACTING UPON A LACK OF TRUST?

[Doktor Howl]

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?

Because we're a collection of paranoids.  Seriously, we're not nice people.