DEVASTATION DESTINY

[KILLJOY]

M

[Payne]

Eris would fucking anybody. She usually starts with people who pray to her though.

Eris is not nice.

[Doktor Howl]

Praying to Eris is like PMing The Mgt.

You just don't do it.

[Doktor Howl]

DO BLAME ME FOR RULES NOT ESTABLISHED.
I'M ONLY HERE TO PURPOSLY CONDRADICT MYSELF!

Oh, one of those.

I suppose we were due.

[Payne]

I prefer to contradict Porpoises, and then stand on a pier out of their reach as they collectively lose their shit at me.

[Cramulus]

let's take this one slow

I sense great lulz here

[Doktor Howl]

I prefer to contradict Porpoises, and then stand on a pier out of their reach as they collectively lose their shit at me.

They keep track of fuckers like you, you know.

One day, you're gonna get too close to the edge, and then it's all screaming and blood in the water.

[Doktor Howl]

let's take this one slow

I sense great lulz here

Can't.  This kind moves like fucking lightning, but speaks only gibberish.

[kingyak]

DO BLAME ME FOR RULES NOT ESTABLISHED.
I'M ONLY HERE TO PURPOSLY CONDRADICT MYSELF!

CAN WE BLAME YOU FOR YOUR INABILITY TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK?

[Doktor Howl]

DO BLAME ME FOR RULES NOT ESTABLISHED.
I'M ONLY HERE TO PURPOSLY CONDRADICT MYSELF!

CAN WE BLAME YOU FOR YOUR INABILITY TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK?

Now, now.  He might have a broken keyboard.  Or he could be retarded.

As Cram says, there's no need to rush to judgement.

[Payne]

let's take this one slow

I sense great lulz here

He is in good hands, Cram.

I have decided to personally oversee his spiritual education.

[kingyak]

 

DO BLAME ME FOR RULES NOT ESTABLISHED.
I'M ONLY HERE TO PURPOSLY CONDRADICT MYSELF!

CAN WE BLAME YOU FOR YOUR INABILITY TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK?

Now, now.  He might have a broken keyboard.  Or he could be retarded.

As Cram says, there's no need to rush to judgement.

[Doktor Howl]

OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.

Individuals?  Who?  We're a hive mind here.  Ask around.

[Payne]

I prefer to contradict Porpoises, and then stand on a pier out of their reach as they collectively lose their shit at me.

They keep track of fuckers like you, you know.

One day, you're gonna get too close to the edge, and then it's all screaming and blood in the water.

"One down, 11/12ths to go!" they'll shout over my bloodied corpse.

It'll be a sight to behold Dok.

[Doktor Howl]

I prefer to contradict Porpoises, and then stand on a pier out of their reach as they collectively lose their shit at me.

They keep track of fuckers like you, you know.

One day, you're gonna get too close to the edge, and then it's all screaming and blood in the water.

"One down, 11/12ths to go!" they'll shout over my bloodied corpse.

It'll be a sight to behold Dok.

They know not the wrath of Pixie, so they are unafraid.