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Started by Disco Pickle, October 14, 2011, 02:10:07 AM

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Disco Pickle

I tried to stay away..  I really did.  I seem to get a lot of flax from you fuckers but damn if you're not at least intelligent and, more importantly, hilarious about it, even if I think you're misguided. 

So I came up with some new slogans that should really piss you off, though that was not my intention.  That last bit may be a little disingenuous.

I think you need this PD..  you need a winger here, to counterbalance your own wingery.  You wingers.

Slogans:

END THE MERITOCRACY!  SLACKERS DESERVE A PIECE OF THE LUXUERY PIE TOO!

DOWN WITH THE AMBITIOUS!  A LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR MEANS WE'RE ALL EQUAL!

UPWARD MOBILITY IS DOWNWARD MOBILITY FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

ACHIEVING MORE FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY MEANS LESS FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

MEDIOCRATY IS THE REAL AMERICAN DREAM!

GREED IS A WORSE SIN THAN ENVY!   WRATH, LUST AND PRIDE ARE OK..  GLUTTONY AND SLOTH ARE TEH BEST!

CAPITALISM HAS NEVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING OF VALUE!

IF YOU'RE WINNING IN LIFE, THAT MEANS OTHER PEOPLE ARE LOSING! 

PAPER MONEY IS THE ONLY WAY TO INCREASE THE VALUE FOR EVERYONE!

THE BELL CURVE ONLY BENEFITS THE 1%!

I really like that last one.

Alright for now.

Or fucking kill me.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

kingyak

How about:

THE WORLD'S NOT FUCKING BINARY!
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

Disco Pickle

Of course it isn't. 

It never has been.

It isn't now.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Freeky

Get stuffed, Prick-le.  How's that for a slogan?

Disco Pickle

About the reaction I expected this late in EST.

I'll wait for the real wrath tomorrow.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Don Coyote


Disco Pickle

Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 14, 2011, 02:55:39 AM
Um...what? :lulz:

Oh hey Coyote.  What's shakin.  You had something to add?

I'm not used to your replying to my regurgitation.   

Love the kilt.  Makes me wish I was Scottish.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Freeky

Roger says to quit getting fucked up on crack and listening to Ron Paul speeches, by the way.  He wasn't giggling (as much, anyway), either.

I think he feels kind of bad for you, like you feel bad for the retard in the schoolyard who's been mocked so much he starts attacking himself.

He says, "Yeah, that's one way to put it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I just think it's hilarious that because I think Libertarians are sociopathic, Utopian morons, you assume I'm anti-capitalism.


"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Of course, misrepresenting the opponent's position is a venerated tactic of cowards and fools.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

And drunk people posting on the internet, don't forget them.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Science me, babby on October 14, 2011, 04:23:33 AM
And drunk people posting on the internet, don't forget them.

Oh yeah, them too.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Science me, babby on October 14, 2011, 04:23:33 AM
And drunk people posting on the internet, don't forget them.

But when I get drunk I maek womp :?amidoinitrong?

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 14, 2011, 05:46:40 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 14, 2011, 04:23:33 AM
And drunk people posting on the internet, don't forget them.

But when I get drunk I maek womp :?amidoinitrong?

No, no sir, you are doing it exactly right.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 14, 2011, 06:25:02 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 14, 2011, 05:46:40 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 14, 2011, 04:23:33 AM
And drunk people posting on the internet, don't forget them.

But when I get drunk I maek womp :?amidoinitrong?

No, no sir, you are doing it exactly right.

Amen.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."