Slogans for 2011/2012

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I tried to stay away..  I really did.  I seem to get a lot of flax from you fuckers but damn if you're not at least intelligent and, more importantly, hilarious about it, even if I think you're misguided. 

So I came up with some new slogans that should really piss you off, though that was not my intention.  That last bit may be a little disingenuous.

I think you need this PD..  you need a winger here, to counterbalance your own wingery.  You wingers.

Slogans:

END THE MERITOCRACY!  SLACKERS DESERVE A PIECE OF THE LUXUERY PIE TOO!

Where slacker=someone who got laid off and has been looking for a decent job with reasonable pay for nearly two years now, but can't because there are no jobs? Cuz, I got a few friends that fit that bill. I'll let them know they're just not working hard enough at getting a job.

DOWN WITH THE AMBITIOUS!  A LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR MEANS WE'RE ALL EQUAL!

Where ambitious=people with no moral compunctions about making sure they have way more money than they'll ever need at the expense of others?

UPWARD MOBILITY IS DOWNWARD MOBILITY FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

There is no upward mobility for most.

ACHIEVING MORE FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY MEANS LESS FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

Yeah, when you lock up all that income at the top and prevent it from trickling down to the unwashed masses this is exactly true.

MEDIOCRATY IS THE REAL AMERICAN DREAM!

Gainful employment and having enough to live without worrying about the bills is the American Dream.
Fiscal conservatives gave us a nightmare instead.

GREED IS A WORSE SIN THAN ENVY!   WRATH, LUST AND PRIDE ARE OK..  GLUTTONY AND SLOTH ARE TEH BEST!

Greed and Gluttony are the same. I don't envy the rich, because I prefer not to be a greedy douche. The government and the WOMP cabal have a monopoly on wrath, lust keeps the human species going, and I think there is more pride going on at the top than the bottom. As far as sloth, I do like sleeping, I must admit.

CAPITALISM HAS NEVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING OF VALUE!

We're not all Communists. Rampant capitalism has never achieved anything of value. As far as economics go, I consider myself a centrist. Mixed economy. Balance. Balance is a good thing here.

IF YOU'RE WINNING IN LIFE, THAT MEANS OTHER PEOPLE ARE LOSING!

Define winning in life. 

PAPER MONEY IS THE ONLY WAY TO INCREASE THE VALUE FOR EVERYONE!

Using paper as a medium of exchange is just as arbitrary as using shiny lumps of metal as a medium of exchange.

THE BELL CURVE ONLY BENEFITS THE 1%!

Not sure what students failing their midterm has to do with anything here.

I really like that last one.

Alright for now.

Or fucking kill me.

[Salty]

What happened here? Why is this happening?
What does it mean?

[Don Coyote]

What happened here? Why is this happening?
What does it mean?

That we need beer.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What happened here? Why is this happening?
What does it mean?

That we need beer.

Well, that is a demand that I am willing to put on my agenda.

[Triple Zero]

I think you need this PD..  you need a winger here, to counterbalance your own wingery.  You wingers.

How am I a winger, Picklepooper?

Are you saying that the entirety of the Netherlands is run as if it were deranged pit of crazed left-wing nuttery? Even our right-wing are radical commie socialist idealists in your world-view, no? After all they've been in power quite a lot and we still have a functioning healthcare system.

So you want to counterbalance this with something else.

Care to give an example? You know, a country that's been run for a few decades like the utter complete right-wing utopia that you would think counterbalances this collective of 17 million left wing nuts living slightly below the sea over here?

Once you come up with something, let me know how they do, on things like, quality of living, level of education, homeless people mumbling to themselves on the streets, drug addiction ...

THE BELL CURVE ONLY BENEFITS THE 1%!

I really like that last one.

Do explain.

Because what you just said puts you squarely at the level of intelligence of the average teabagger.

Homework assignment: Figure out why.

If you're not capable of that, get the bloody hell of this forum, you're not worthy of anyone's time attention or oxygen. Not because you're stupid stupid but because you can't learn. Kill yourself.

[Placid Dingo]

I honestly love that last one but probably not for the reasons Pickle would like. What's interesting is, while you will natuarally get the bell curve more or less in classes, there's a culture thts not as dead as it should be of teachers building assessment around the bell curve. So there are points where sombunal teachers will actually make sure their work will definitely be failed by a number of students, to make sure the curve is nicely shaped.

In the sense of using a bell curve as a tool for developing educational syllabus, yes it not only benefits 1%, but it's used to construct that 1%. as far as the other implications regarding the natural state of things, well, isn't really logical.

[Triple Zero]

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I think you need this PD..  you need a winger here, to counterbalance your own wingery.  You wingers.

Even our right-wing are radical commie socialist idealists in your world-view, no? After all they've been in power quite a lot and we still have a functioning healthcare system.

your average European, by American standards, is automatically far left.

This annoys me as both a citizen of an EU nation and a citizen of USA.

By American standards, you're all radical leftists unless you're a flat out Neo-Nazi.

I repeat. By American standards, you original honkeys are RADICAL LEFTISTS anything more clockwise of 4 o'clock. Sometimes 3:00

Twid,
Really, really hoping these protests lead to something.
Really, really hoping that Americans stop swallowing what the American media feeds us.
Really, really hoping the American dream can be something more than a lie that we worship with all evidence to the contrary
Really, really expected something a little more intelligent from DP

Last point. You really can't argue with facts can you? Regardless of political persuasion, the truth is obvious. And either you stand with America, or you don't care and waive your freedoms, or accept the conservative terrorist line and become A FUCKING TRAITOR TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY AN YOUR FELLOW CITIZENS.

I apologize.

I love the idea behind America. THIS IS NOT AMERICA.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I again apologize.

I am just as proud of the United States as I am of the Republic of Ireland. I am a patriot in both places.

AND I AM GODDAMN SICK AND MOTHERFUCKING TIRED OF THESE SO-CALLED PATRIOTS WHO ARE READY TO BEND OVER AND TAKE IT IN THE ASS FROM THEIR CORPORATE MASTERS WITH NO FUCKING LUBE AND HAVE IT WHISPERED IN THEIR EARS, "IT'S ALL RIGHT DEAR, I'LL DO IT GENTLE"


YOU'RE NOT MOTHERFUCKING PATRIOTS.


YOU HAVE BETRAYED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.



PICKLE- I DEMAND AN APOLOGY FOR YOUR RETARDATION. YOU'RE A SMART BLOKE. YOU KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG HERE.


Addendum- These protests, and my position on them, are actually causing a conflict in my relationship.

I'M NOT BACKING DOWN.

So Pickle, respectfully, with all of the logic that is presented to you, not just here, but in reality....

I submit that your position is illogical, and incorrect.

THERE IS SOMETHING FUCKING WRONG WITH OUR COUNTRY AND I AM READY TO BE ARRESTED TO LET THE WORLD KNOW. I AM READY TO BE BEATEN TO LET THE WORLD KNOW. TEABAGGERS ARE PUSSIES AND HAVE COOPTED YOUR IDEOLOGY. AND THEY ARE STILL FUCKING WRONG. HOW MANY "LIBERTARIANS" HAVE BEEN ARRESTED SINCE OBAMA CAME TO POWER? HOW MANY OF MY COMRADES HAVE BEEN ARRESTED JUST IN BOSTON IN THE PAST WEEK IN COMPARISON. OH NO, NO, NO.... THEY'RE TROUBLE MAKERS RIGHT?

I consider you a friend still, despite all of the drama. But dude. You are just FUCKING WRONG.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

RAGE

I have a friend. A very dear friend. So dear, that I carried his father out of the church in a fucking coffin, vehement heathen though he, AND HIS FATHER, knew I was (and his father was a former priest in the Catholic Church before he left his orders to pursue love. And he was a second father to me). So dear dear that I will tap him for one of my groomsmen when I tie the knot. So dear that I would do anything for him. Including, most importantly, finding him a job. He's been looking for a long time. He got into an argument with Suu and Alty on Facebook. BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING ANGRY AND THEY'RE ON THE SAME PAGE BUT HE WANTS TO CHANGE SHIT. AND HE WANTS A FUCKING JOB! He is the most proactive dude I know. And he's been looking MOTHERFUCKING HARD. So, on behalf of my friend, fuck you dude. He's not a liberal either. He's a centrist.

I was lucky. I don't know how luck runs in Florida, but dude, seriously.

[Payne]

From reading the OP on, I have now decided to stop being a "winger" (whatever that is).

THANK YOU PICKLE, I HAVE ACCEPTED YOU INTO MY LIFE AND I AM B*TTER FOR IT.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

From reading the OP on, I have now decided to stop being a "winger" (whatever that is).

THANK YOU PICKLE, I HAVE ACCEPTED YOU INTO MY LIFE AND I AM B*TTER FOR IT.

Stop being batter.

You might get drafted to the Cubs, and that just means you will continue to lose forever.

[LMNO]

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Pickles is just an asshole. Libertarianism is just wankery.

[LMNO]

Also, you forgot one slogan that I feel is most important.





SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR CAT'S PENIS.