Slogans for 2011/2012

[Disco Pickle]

It's very clear I should lock up my keyboard when I've been hitting the bottle.

I'll attempt to reply to everyone who didn't throw ad hominem (abusive and association fallacy)  

Coffee first.

I fucking hate coffee.

Twid, incoming PM.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's very clear I should lock up my keyboard when I've been hitting the bottle.

I'll attempt to reply to everyone who didn't throw ad hominem (abusive and association fallacy)  

Coffee first.

I fucking hate coffee.

Twid, incoming PM.

Well, I guess we don't just disagree on economics. Coffee is the shit. What the hell is wrong with you Libs?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, expect a long delay on my response to PM.

Gotta sleep, go to work, and join Occupy Boston again.

[LMNO]

[Disco Pickle]

It's very clear I should lock up my keyboard when I've been hitting the bottle.

I'll attempt to reply to everyone who didn't throw ad hominem (abusive and association fallacy) 

Coffee first.

I fucking hate coffee.

Twid, incoming PM.

Well, I guess we don't just disagree on economics. Coffee is the shit. What the hell is wrong with you Libs?

I used to like it.  Palate changed at some point and I just don't like the taste. 

I don't understand it, but it's made me laugh every time I've seen it today. 

Link to the original thread?  Is it in the bar somewhere?

[Payne]

Also, you forgot one slogan that I feel is most important.





SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR CAT'S PENIS.

WINGER!

[LMNO]

I don't understand it, but it's made me laugh every time I've seen it today. 

Link to the original thread?  Is it in the bar somewhere?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=30262.msg1104985#msg1104985

[Disco Pickle]

oh. 

that's actually damn sad. 

[Triple Zero]

I'll attempt to reply to everyone who didn't throw ad hominem (abusive and association fallacy)  

Shut up you fucking piece of dumbass shit infected toenail scrapings, I don't want to hear another WORD from your pathetic excuse for a voicehole except for a very clear piece by piece ESSAY on why that "bell curve" remark of you was absolutely the most dumbest thing EVER.

I don't give a flying fuck about your alcohol problems, if you think you shouldn't have written that explain us WORD for fucking WORD why it was wrong. None of that "uhh alcohol ooh uhhh" bullshit excuses.

Just do your own fucking research for a change, you idiot.

I don't understand it, but it's made me laugh every time I've seen it today.  

Link to the original thread?  Is it in the bar somewhere?

NO YOU MISSHAPEN TURD FAILURE

YOU GET NO FUN UNTIL YOU DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK

1. ESSAY ON BELL CURVE AND HOW IT APPLIES TO INCOME DISTRIBUTION
2. CAT PENIS
3. ????
4. EAT 5 TONNES OF PICKLES, DIE FROM STOMACH BURN

Good Luck!

[LMNO]

I'll attempt to reply to everyone who didn't throw ad hominem (abusive and association fallacy)  

Shut up you fucking piece of dumbass shit infected toenail scrapings, I don't want to hear another WORD from your pathetic excuse for a voicehole except for a very clear piece by piece ESSAY on why that "bell curve" remark of you was absolutely the most dumbest thing EVER.

I don't give a flying fuck about your alcohol problems, if you think you shouldn't have written that explain us WORD for fucking WORD why it was wrong. None of that "uhh alcohol ooh uhhh" bullshit excuses.

Just do your own fucking research for a change, you idiot.

I don't understand it, but it's made me laugh every time I've seen it today.  

Link to the original thread?  Is it in the bar somewhere?

NO YOU MISSHAPEN TURD FAILURE

YOU GET NO FUN UNTIL YOU DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK

1. ESSAY ON BELL CURVE AND HOW IT APPLIES TO INCOME DISTRIBUTION
2. CAT PENIS
3. ????
4. EAT 5 TONNES OF PICKLES, DIE FROM STOMACH BURN

Good Luck!

[Disco Pickle]

well..

that's not very nice.

not nice at all.

nope.

[LMNO]

well..

that's not very nice.

not nice at all.

nope.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

well..

that's not very nice.

not nice at all.

nope.

[Triple Zero]

well..

that's not very nice.

not nice at all.

nope.

               /
    BAAAAAAAAW THE NOT NICE MR DICKSCORDIAN
  IS WANT MAKE ME HAVE TO USE MY BRAIN THINKER
  ALL BY MYSELF, BUT THOUGHTING IS HARD!! WHAA

[kingyak]

I tried to stay away..  I really did.  I seem to get a lot of flax from you fuckers but damn if you're not at least intelligent and, more importantly, hilarious about it, even if I think you're misguided. 

So I came up with some new slogans that should really piss you off, though that was not my intention.  That last bit may be a little disingenuous.

I think you need this PD..  you need a winger here, to counterbalance your own wingery.  You wingers.

Slogans:

END THE MERITOCRACY!  SLACKERS DESERVE A PIECE OF THE LUXUERY PIE TOO!

Where slacker=someone who got laid off and has been looking for a decent job with reasonable pay for nearly two years now, but can't because there are no jobs? Cuz, I got a few friends that fit that bill. I'll let them know they're just not working hard enough at getting a job.

DOWN WITH THE AMBITIOUS!  A LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR MEANS WE'RE ALL EQUAL!

Where ambitious=people with no moral compunctions about making sure they have way more money than they'll ever need at the expense of others?

UPWARD MOBILITY IS DOWNWARD MOBILITY FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

There is no upward mobility for most.

ACHIEVING MORE FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY MEANS LESS FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

Yeah, when you lock up all that income at the top and prevent it from trickling down to the unwashed masses this is exactly true.

MEDIOCRATY IS THE REAL AMERICAN DREAM!

Gainful employment and having enough to live without worrying about the bills is the American Dream.
Fiscal conservatives gave us a nightmare instead.

GREED IS A WORSE SIN THAN ENVY!   WRATH, LUST AND PRIDE ARE OK..  GLUTTONY AND SLOTH ARE TEH BEST!

Greed and Gluttony are the same. I don't envy the rich, because I prefer not to be a greedy douche. The government and the WOMP cabal have a monopoly on wrath, lust keeps the human species going, and I think there is more pride going on at the top than the bottom. As far as sloth, I do like sleeping, I must admit.

CAPITALISM HAS NEVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING OF VALUE!

We're not all Communists. Rampant capitalism has never achieved anything of value. As far as economics go, I consider myself a centrist. Mixed economy. Balance. Balance is a good thing here.

IF YOU'RE WINNING IN LIFE, THAT MEANS OTHER PEOPLE ARE LOSING!

Define winning in life. 

PAPER MONEY IS THE ONLY WAY TO INCREASE THE VALUE FOR EVERYONE!

Using paper as a medium of exchange is just as arbitrary as using shiny lumps of metal as a medium of exchange.

THE BELL CURVE ONLY BENEFITS THE 1%!

Not sure what students failing their midterm has to do with anything here.

I really like that last one.

Alright for now.

Or fucking kill me.