Slogans for 2011/2012

[Cramulus]

waaah the topics I love talking about are unpopular here! ....but I'll get my revenge! I'll burn everybody by making up some retarded slogans and saying that they represent the forum! moo hah hah hah!

[Doktor Howl]

What the fuck is this shit?

[LMNO]

[Disco Pickle]

What the fuck is this shit?

I got drunk and hilarity ensued.

Even the GF warned me not to post.  I just couldn't help myself.

I'm seriously rethinking whether I have more of a tendency toward masochism than I previously thought I did.

[Payne]

What the fuck is this shit?

I got drunk and hilarity ensued.

Even the GF warned me not to post.  I just couldn't help myself.

I'm seriously rethinking whether I have more of a tendency toward masochism than I previously thought I did.

[Cramulus]

"I'm gonna get drunk and tell everybody off" is sooo endearing

[Doktor Howl]

What the fuck is this shit?

I got drunk and hilarity ensued.

Even the GF warned me not to post.  I just couldn't help myself.

I'm seriously rethinking whether I have more of a tendency toward masochism than I previously thought I did.

See, I restrict that sort of dumbass behavior to real life.

Dok,
Has learned to drink alone.

[Disco Pickle]

What the fuck is this shit?

I got drunk and hilarity ensued.

Even the GF warned me not to post.  I just couldn't help myself.

I'm seriously rethinking whether I have more of a tendency toward masochism than I previously thought I did.

See, I restrict that sort of dumbass behavior to real life.

Dok,
Has learned to drink alone.

What, and alienate myself from all of my friends?

DP,
Wants to continue to be invited to the partys, so knows to keep his mouth shut about certain things when in meat space.

[Doktor Howl]

But let's see if we can improve on those slogans, shall we?

1.  If you fall behind the pack, the wolves will eat you.

2.  If you can't run a business, you are a useless eater.

3.  Cottage industries are as American™ as 3rd world interventions.

4.  Get back under that loom, kid...Those bobbins aren't going to change themselves.

5.  A well-paid employee is an abomination in the eyes of Laffer.

6.  The founding fathers never intended for poor people to live into their 40s.

7.  Large hordes of hungry, unemployed people are a boon upon the nation, and an incentive for the proles to work 20 hours (minimum) of unpaid overtime/week.

8.  A minimum wage only spoils the serfs.

9.  Governments cannot be trusted, but corporations can be left to their own devices.  Regulation only lets the terrorists win.

10.  Poor people made their choice.

[Mangrove]

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I believe that this, ladies & gentlemen, is a 'Winger'.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We've already got our slogan:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dear Pickle,

It seems you have a tendency to get mean and stupid when you drink. I have a certain amount of sympathy, as I get emotional and demanding when I drink.

Luckily for both of us, there is a great way to manage this! It is called "moderation and self-control".

It works wonders, you should try it!

[Disco Pickle]

Dear Pickle,

It seems you have a tendency to get mean and stupid when you drink. I have a certain amount of sympathy, as I get emotional and demanding when I drink.

Luckily for both of us, there is a great way to manage this! It is called "moderation and self-control".

It works wonders, you should try it!

I'm actually a pretty happy drunk.  I was laughing when I posted that last night, knowing the reaming I was going to get for it.

Didn't intend it to piss Twid off so much.

I like Twid.

But yeah, I see what you mean.  Moderation and I have had quite a few sit downs over the years to discuss slippage.

[Triple Zero]

Shouldn't you be doing your homework, Dicklepunt?

[Disco Pickle]

Can't at the moment, attempting to contribute to cat's penis meme but stuck trying to figure out why I seem to have forgotten how to change vector text color in Paint Shop Pro.