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[Doktor Howl]

I just think it's hilarious that because I think Libertarians are sociopathic, Utopian morons, you assume I'm anti-capitalism.

I am anti-capitalism.  Because it doesn't work.

I'm fine with capitalism within a balanced system. I am not at all OK with corporatism, which is exactly what Marx envisioned capitalism as being. And then capitalism was a zombie.

Looking back over the history of capitalism in America, the great majority of the time, it's 1% getting 99% of the fun, and 99% getting cornholed with a bobbin for the benefit of the other 1%.

Now, if you're one of those 1%, then capitalism works.  If you aren't, then it fails completely.

Think about it...Our society spends 20% of its time in recessions, with commesurate unemployment, lowering standard of living, etc.

If you owned a car that was in the shop one day out of every single week, would you consider that a successful purchase?

And I postulate that a balanced capitalist system is not possible for any length of time greater than 10 years, if at all.

[Payne]

Point taken.

All of them.

Sincerely.

Yeah until the next time, asshole.

Oh, and it's spelled "Sorry", you should have seen it written all over the goddamn place today and it doesn't always have to be followed by "about your cats penis".

[Cramulus]

I do feel really bad about that cat's penis though. I just wanted to mention that.

[Doktor Howl]

Point taken.

All of them.

Sincerely.

Yeah until the next time, asshole.

Oh, and it's spelled "Sorry", you should have seen it written all over the goddamn place today and it doesn't always have to be followed by "about your cats penis".

I think we've all had just enough of your insensitivity.

[Payne]

I do feel really bad about that cat's penis though. I just wanted to mention that.

We all do Cram, we all do.

[Disco Pickle]

My apologies for yet again pissing all over the floor.


minus the cat penis.

[Payne]

Point taken.

All of them.

Sincerely.

Yeah until the next time, asshole.

Oh, and it's spelled "Sorry", you should have seen it written all over the goddamn place today and it doesn't always have to be followed by "about your cats penis".

I think we've all had just enough of your insensitivity.

I can be sensitive!



See?

[Doktor Howl]

Point taken.

All of them.

Sincerely.

Yeah until the next time, asshole.

Oh, and it's spelled "Sorry", you should have seen it written all over the goddamn place today and it doesn't always have to be followed by "about your cats penis".

I think we've all had just enough of your insensitivity.

I can be sensitive!



See?

You're from Manitoba.  Nobody there has feelings, or any introspection that goes farther than "Am I drunk enough to have sex with my spouse, or do I need more booze and maybe a beating?"

[Cramulus]

My apologies for yet again pissing all over the floor.


minus the cat penis.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN SORRY ABOUT THE FUCKIGN CAT PENIS??!

I SWEAR TO GOD

I SWEAR TO GOD

[Freeky]

   Fucking Cram.

[Payne]

Point taken.

All of them.

Sincerely.

Yeah until the next time, asshole.

Oh, and it's spelled "Sorry", you should have seen it written all over the goddamn place today and it doesn't always have to be followed by "about your cats penis".

I think we've all had just enough of your insensitivity.

I can be sensitive!



See?

You're from Manitoba.  Nobody there has feelings, or any introspection that goes farther than "Am I drunk enough to have sex with my spouse, or do I need more booze and maybe a beating?"

And you're from Nova Scotia where the same holds true, but instead of Spouse read "Fish".

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What the fuck is this shit?

I got drunk and hilarity ensued.

Even the GF warned me not to post.  I just couldn't help myself.

I'm seriously rethinking whether I have more of a tendency toward masochism than I previously thought I did.

Dude. I've learned that 9 times out of 10, if the girlfriend thinks you're too drunk, she's right.

[Triple Zero]

So I can be the pokee, but not the poker?

I don't think I was mean anywhere in that post.  I knew it would get a rise, but it wasn't meant to be mean.

Besides, it's not like I'm breaking new ground here or anything.

You can do whatever the fuck you like as soon as you demonstrate you're capable of thought, reasoning, logic and learning.

Failing that, yes you will never be more than a pokee. Here or anywhere else in life.

The fact that I have to fucking explain this shows at what level you're stuck.

ARE YOU DOING YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK YET???

Point taken.

All of them.

Sincerely.

No, shut the fuck up. Why should anyone believe you? This is like the fifth time you made an ass of yourself in some thread, you got your ass reamed and handed to you and you mumble "I have learned, point taken" and the next day YOU DO EXACTLY THE SAME SHIT YOU MORONIC WORTHLESS PIECE OF FILTH

SO, NO

YOU DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK

YOU DO NOT "TAKE OUR POINT"

YOU WILL WRITE DOWN A POINT BY POINT REFUTATION OF YOUR OWN RETARDED SHIT showing that you are capable of finding out on your own whether and why you are talking out of your ass when you inevitably do so without the help of anybody pointing it out for you.

If you are not capable of that (and signs are pointing that indeed you aren't) why should I treat you as anything but a fucking dog? The really smelly type that wasn't raised properly.

- triple zero

"calm and assertive"

[Doktor Howl]

Point taken.

All of them.

Sincerely.

Yeah until the next time, asshole.

Oh, and it's spelled "Sorry", you should have seen it written all over the goddamn place today and it doesn't always have to be followed by "about your cats penis".

I think we've all had just enough of your insensitivity.

I can be sensitive!



See?

You're from Manitoba.  Nobody there has feelings, or any introspection that goes farther than "Am I drunk enough to have sex with my spouse, or do I need more booze and maybe a beating?"

And you're from Nova Scotia where the same holds true, but instead of Spouse read "Fish".

Or "lumber".

Dok,
Has wood for wood.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just think it's hilarious that because I think Libertarians are sociopathic, Utopian morons, you assume I'm anti-capitalism.

I am anti-capitalism.  Because it doesn't work.

I'm fine with capitalism within a balanced system. I am not at all OK with corporatism, which is exactly what Marx envisioned capitalism as being. And then capitalism was a zombie.

Looking back over the history of capitalism in America, the great majority of the time, it's 1% getting 99% of the fun, and 99% getting cornholed with a bobbin for the benefit of the other 1%.

Now, if you're one of those 1%, then capitalism works.  If you aren't, then it fails completely.

Think about it...Our society spends 20% of its time in recessions, with commesurate unemployment, lowering standard of living, etc.

If you owned a car that was in the shop one day out of every single week, would you consider that a successful purchase?

And I postulate that a balanced capitalist system is not possible for any length of time greater than 10 years, if at all.

Really?

I think that capitalism can be nicely balanced with socialism, offering people the opportunity of profiting from their labor, assets and enterprise, while paying into a social structure which provides a safety net (and healthcare, etc.) for those who can't, or who try and fail.

I don't view capitalism as a viable economic structure all by itself, anymore than I view chicken as a complete diet.