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I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis

Started by Cramulus, October 14, 2011, 03:05:44 PM

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one day this hairstyle, outfit and these glasses will be all the rage with the kids again.

we did have a mullet-like comeback a few years ago ...
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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god that looks just like him... almost.

and  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: to the rest of this shit!!

Luna

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 22, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
god that looks just like him... almost.

and  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: to the rest of this shit!!

That's actually one of the cats the NYEX kept.  Was flipping through some pics from the house and... Bingo!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

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Have at.

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On Saturday, Space Cowboy showed me a picture he took at Leisure in St. Johns. It was the chalkboard they have by the bocce ball table, and someone had written "I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis :(" on it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2011, 06:12:27 PM
On Saturday, Space Cowboy showed me a picture he took at Leisure in St. Johns. It was the chalkboard they have by the bocce ball table, and someone had written "I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis :(" on it.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat ... how?? :?
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 24, 2011, 09:33:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2011, 06:12:27 PM
On Saturday, Space Cowboy showed me a picture he took at Leisure in St. Johns. It was the chalkboard they have by the bocce ball table, and someone had written "I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis :(" on it.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat ... how?? :?

I just... who knows?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Tweak1029

Quote from: Regret on October 19, 2011, 09:46:38 PM
Baww mine are boring in comparison.



These look like post cards. Next time I want to give someone a lousy card for a gift, I'll use these.

BadBeast

Screenshotted before they took away all the answers.


"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Sir Squid Diddimus


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#224
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4