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I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis

Started by Cramulus, October 14, 2011, 03:05:44 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:01:16 PM
This is going to be worn out before I get to my laptop.  :(

Oh, I think not. I think being sorry about Squid's cat's penis is ETERNAL.
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Cramulus

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:01:16 PM
This is going to be worn out before I get to my laptop.  :(

NO

I AM NEVER GOING TO STOP BEING SORRY ABOUT CATS PENISES


TRULY

SINCERELY



Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.


AFK

Quote from: Cramulus on October 14, 2011, 06:01:14 PM
Everybody is very concerned about your cat's penis.

How is squeak, anyway? Have you checked his penis recently?

1.  Her name is Squeek, spag!
2.  She is a she.
3.  If she has a penis there will be lots of splainin to do.
4.  I will start a pention!
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Sir Squid Diddimus

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED AND SHIT, AND THEN CRIED ON MY SHIT!!



(seriously, they took his penis)

LMNO


Jenne



Cain


Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus


Doktor Howl

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