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I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis

Started by Cramulus, October 14, 2011, 03:05:44 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#45
October 14, 2011, 08:01:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:01:16 PM
This is going to be worn out before I get to my laptop.  :(

Oh, I think not. I think being sorry about Squid's cat's penis is ETERNAL.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#46
October 14, 2011, 08:02:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:01:16 PM
This is going to be worn out before I get to my laptop.  :(

NO

I AM NEVER GOING TO STOP BEING SORRY ABOUT CATS PENISES


TRULY

SINCERELY

Triple Zero

#47
October 14, 2011, 08:06:17 PM
YOU GUYS :lulz:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#49
October 14, 2011, 08:11:51 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 14, 2011, 06:01:14 PM
Everybody is very concerned about your cat's penis.

How is squeak, anyway? Have you checked his penis recently?

1.  Her name is Squeek, spag!
2.  She is a she.
3.  If she has a penis there will be lots of splainin to do.
4.  I will start a pention!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#51
October 14, 2011, 08:17:03 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED AND SHIT, AND THEN CRIED ON MY SHIT!!



(seriously, they took his penis)

LMNO

#52
October 14, 2011, 08:17:41 PM

Jenne

#53
October 14, 2011, 08:17:43 PM
:mittens:  I now haz something to try...brb

Cain

#55
October 14, 2011, 08:20:48 PM

Triple Zero

#56
October 14, 2011, 08:21:21 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:17:03 PM
I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED AND SHIT, AND THEN CRIED ON MY SHIT!!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#57
October 14, 2011, 08:24:09 PM
I fucking love you assholes!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Doktor Howl

#58
October 14, 2011, 08:24:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:24:09 PM
I fucking love you assholes!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

THEN COME BY MORE OFTEN!

(we miss you)
Molon Lube
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