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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #270 on: March 20, 2014, 02:25:22 pm »
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #271 on: March 20, 2014, 02:42:49 pm »
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #272 on: March 21, 2014, 05:41:35 pm »
How much cat is left?
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #273 on: March 22, 2014, 06:32:31 am »
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #274 on: August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 am »
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #275 on: August 24, 2022, 04:05:11 am »
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 am
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

What the hell is going on in Florida?

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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #276 on: August 24, 2022, 08:05:35 pm »
Noooo, his peeeeeenis!!! The universe needs to GIVE IT BACK!!

poor kitty
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #277 on: August 25, 2022, 11:36:44 pm »
Kitty might not want it back after it made the rounds in Florida.
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #278 on: August 26, 2022, 03:33:58 am »
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 am
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

Goddamnit, can't have nothing for free in Florida, not even a penis.
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #279 on: August 30, 2022, 03:18:02 am »
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2022, 03:33:58 am
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 am
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

Goddamnit, can't have nothing for free in Florida, not even a penis.

Sir we've banned all genitals from Florida. DeSantis is collecting them for his wall.
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #280 on: August 30, 2022, 03:33:34 pm »
That does sound about right. Especially no genitals in schools. Only for the wall.
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #281 on: August 30, 2022, 08:38:30 pm »
Re-discovered and re-Attached: Cat_Penis.mp3

and let me tell you,

it's a banger




click or suffer
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #282 on: August 30, 2022, 09:43:06 pm »
Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2022, 08:38:30 pm
Re-discovered and re-Attached: Cat_Penis.mp3

and let me tell you,

it's a banger




click or suffer


That needs a Hatsune Miku cover version.
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #283 on: August 31, 2022, 01:02:02 am »
Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2022, 08:38:30 pm
Re-discovered and re-Attached: Cat_Penis.mp3

and let me tell you,

it's a banger




click or suffer


You are a bad person.   :lulz:
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