8 avacados
3/4 pound of bacon covered in pepper
1/4 cup lemon juice
1/2 - 2/3 elephant garlic bulb
1-2 tsp liquid smoke
1/2 cup those little orange tomatoes
salt
paprika
less than 1/4 cup sun dried tomatoes (jarred in oil)
cook the bacon until it is very crispy, adding in the liquid smoke in 1/2 tsp increments per batch, and will shatter when it's cooled off. While the bacon cooks, peel and deseed the avocados and stick them in a big bowl and mash them up. Beat that shit like some benjies went missing and the ho ain't talking.
Mince the garlic, add the lemon juice and salt (however much you want, I suggest not more than 2 TBSP) and set aside for an hour and some. Break up the bacon into tiny bits and mix into your bitch mash.
Mix in the garlic after it sits. Dice the tiny tomatoes and add them, too, and also the sun-dreid tomatoes. That bitch mash stole those benjies and spent them on liquor, better have your boys teach her a lesson (mix up the stuff really well, mashing it up if necessary).
Eat it on stuff.
Edited for missing step and ingredient.
