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The Tea Party LOVES America...
« on: October 19, 2011, 03:59:49 am »
See how much the Tea Party loves America??

They're gonna save America by refusing to hire ANYBODY, not a SINGLE person, until the rest of us straighten up and do what THEY want us to do.

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Resolved that: Our President, the Democrats-Socialists, most of the media, and most of those from Hollywood, have now encouraged and supported "Occupy" demonstrations in our streets, which are now being perpetrated across the globe, and which are being populated by various marxists, socialists and even communists, and are protesting against business, private property ownership and capitalism, something I thought I'd never see in my country, in my lifetime.

I, an American small business owner, part of the class that produces the vast majority of real, wealth producing jobs in this country, hereby resolve that I will not hire a single person until this war against business and my country is stopped.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/tea-party-nation-urges-businesses-stop-hiring-order-hurt-obama
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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2011, 04:15:16 am »
This is Tough Love for AmericaTM :horrormirth:

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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2011, 06:16:46 am »
And I, as part of the Occupy movement, will not spend any money at your business.

Oh hey.  :lulz:
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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2011, 10:48:04 am »
And I, as part of the Occupy movement, will not spend any money at your business.

Oh hey.  :lulz:

It would be VERY interesting to find out exactly which businesses are part of this, and have agreed to this bullshit.
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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2011, 02:33:03 pm »
Oh, they've finally decided to "go Galt", have they?

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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2011, 02:46:47 pm »
I hope they give everyone who participates a logo or sign or something so I'll know all that they're doing for MURKA.
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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2011, 02:47:32 pm »
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part of the class that produces the vast majority of real, wealth producing jobs in this country,

not anymore you're not!


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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2011, 02:58:09 pm »
Oh, they've finally decided to "go Galt", have they?
Beat me to it, I was going to post something similar.

I am looking forward to all of the Randtards going Galt.  This action isn't going far enough, though.  They are still producing for the looters.  They need to shutter their businesses and take menial jobs.  That will stop the motor of the world, because their more pragmatic-minded competitors totally won't expand to fill in any gaps they leave behind.
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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2011, 07:00:39 pm »
I don't think Melissa Brookstone has a very firm grasp on the idea of the "free market". :lulz:

She owns/operates "Colorado Process Servers", http://coloradoprocessservers.net/?gclid=COTOt66o9asCFccaQgodniTkIQ which is most likely, with no mention of any associates or employees on the website or elsewhere on the internet, a one-person business anyway. Not only that, but it's a parasitic type of business that absolutely does not generate any "real wealth" for the country, unlike, say, a manufacturing job, in which she would need to hire employees in order to grow her business. Basically, she's full of empty bluster, because she is neither a producer of wealth nor an employer, and therefore her threat of not hiring employees who she wasn't going to hire anyway is completely meaningless, as well as nonsensical.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2011, 07:02:18 pm »
I don't think Melissa Brookstone has a very firm grasp on the idea of the "free market". :lulz:

She owns/operates "Colorado Process Servers", http://coloradoprocessservers.net/?gclid=COTOt66o9asCFccaQgodniTkIQ which is most likely, with no mention of any associates or employees on the website or elsewhere on the internet, a one-person business anyway. Not only that, but it's a parasitic type of business that absolutely does not generate any "real wealth" for the country, unlike, say, a manufacturing job, in which she would need to hire employees in order to grow her business. Basically, she's full of empty bluster, because she is neither a producer of wealth nor an employer, and therefore her threat of not hiring employees who she wasn't going to hire anyway is completely meaningless, as well as nonsensical.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jesus H Christ, this fucking country is NUTS.
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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2011, 07:02:51 pm »
Also, LOLing at her LinkedIn profile: http://www.linkedin.com/pub/melissa-brookstone/29/230/9b6
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2011, 07:05:19 pm »
http://www.planetarybillofrights.org/ is her personal website, by the way.

It's like Tea Party meets Time Cube.

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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2011, 07:07:27 pm »
Her book only has one review, by the way.  Some kind person should add more.

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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2011, 07:08:07 pm »
Her book only has one review, by the way.  Some kind person should add more.

I have nothing going on tonight.   :lulz:
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Re: The Tea Party LOVES America...
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2011, 07:09:05 pm »
I wish I didn't have anything going on tonight.