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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 22, 2011, 12:44:31 AM

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#165
April 27, 2012, 12:06:45 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 27, 2012, 11:58:17 AM
Self perpetuating self-perpetuating machines.

First rule of thermodynamics: don't talk about thermodynamics.

AFK

#166
April 27, 2012, 01:02:21 PM
Self destructing self-destruct devices?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#167
April 28, 2012, 07:18:33 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#168
April 28, 2012, 07:31:50 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#169
April 28, 2012, 08:18:11 PM
It's called the "Ultimate Machine", first built by Claude Shannon (father of Information Theory) and thought up by Marvin Minsky.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#170
April 28, 2012, 08:41:26 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 28, 2012, 08:18:11 PM
It's called the "Ultimate Machine", first built by Claude Shannon (father of Information Theory) and thought up by Marvin Minsky.

Yeah, I saw directions for building one on the web somewhere a couple years ago, seems like it would be fun to have around.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

#171
April 28, 2012, 08:44:38 PM
That is quite addictive! i want on.
Nigel, do you have a link ready or shall i look into it myself?
(I'm being lazy again)
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#172
April 28, 2012, 08:47:24 PM
As I said I saw the link a couple of years ago, but if you PM me your address I could probably Google "ultimate machine" for you, print out the instructions, and send them to you in the mail.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#173
April 28, 2012, 09:52:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2012, 08:47:24 PM
As I said I saw the link a couple of years ago, but if you PM me your address I could probably Google "ultimate machine" for you, print out the instructions, and send them to you in the mail.

Best Idea Ever!
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The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#174
April 30, 2012, 03:02:54 AM
Just made this today.

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#175
April 30, 2012, 03:05:05 AM
Quote from: Alty on April 30, 2012, 03:02:54 AM
Just made this today.



What the hell?  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#176
April 30, 2012, 03:07:25 AM
You add two and take one. You can't take your own and you must do what it says. As a result Veggie Sunday was born. Also, cleaner pooping.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#177
April 30, 2012, 03:12:32 AM
Ohhhhhh

I like it!

Also I was trying to figure out the banana's place in it all.

Why, banana? Why?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#178
April 30, 2012, 03:24:51 AM
I could explain, but I think I'll let your brain go where it will with that one.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#179
April 30, 2012, 03:27:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on April 30, 2012, 03:24:51 AM
I could explain, but I think I'll let your brain go where it will with that one.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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