BEST IDEA EVER

[Deepthroat Chopra]

I still want my Schadenfreude Theme Park.

Yeah, you're going to fall on your face with that idea and I'm going to laugh SO HARD.

At least there'll be one paying customer.

[Telarus]

I know! We could put a stationary bike into an SUV so that the super rich can tone their legs while being driven to work...


What's that you say? They've already done it?

Fuck, I was going to make millions....

http://grist.org/list/suv-with-built-in-stationary-bike-its-like-biking-to-work-except-stupid-as-hell/

[navkat]

I know! We could put a stationary bike into an SUV so that the super rich can tone their legs while being driven to work...


What's that you say? They've already done it?

Fuck, I was going to make millions....

http://grist.org/list/suv-with-built-in-stationary-bike-its-like-biking-to-work-except-stupid-as-hell/

HEY NOW. This was supposed to be a thread of harmless and fun, innocent stupid...until you fucked it up with REAL stupid.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I know! We could put a stationary bike into an SUV so that the super rich can tone their legs while being driven to work...


What's that you say? They've already done it?

Fuck, I was going to make millions....

http://grist.org/list/suv-with-built-in-stationary-bike-its-like-biking-to-work-except-stupid-as-hell/

OH, AMERICA! 

[hirley0]

& then its 10:15

[Cuddlefish]

A self-operating robot that runs around punching libertarians in the face. Hard.

[navkat]

A self-operating robot that runs around punching librarians in the face. Hard.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

A self-operating robot that runs around punching libertarians in the face. Hard.

[Cuddlefish]

A self-operating robot that runs around punching librarians in the face. Hard.

Nope. Definitely meant "libertarians."

Y u haet buks?

[navkat]

A self-operating robot that runs around punching librarians in the face. Hard.

Nope. Definitely meant "libertarians."

Y u haet buks?

Nah. The silliness of the whole "librarians" thing made me giggle for some odd reason because it's just so absurd. I thought maybe it wasn't unique to me so I threw it into the air to see if it flew.

[Triple Zero]

I still want my Schadenfreude Theme Park.

Yeah, you're going to fall on your face with that idea and I'm going to laugh SO HARD.

At least there'll be one paying customer.

[AFK]

Bacon flavored failure.

[Lenin McCarthy]

TRANSCEND-DENTAL MEDITATION. Move beyond teeth with this special type of meditation that will make you grow a beak.

[AnarChloe]

Kettle chips.

But made of wrought iron.

NUTRITIOUS! GOOD FOR ANEMICS!

[The Wizard Joseph]

Interplanetary sex robot paradise carved out of an asteroid!
(Insipred by This Twid Thread Here

Hummingbirds genetically engineered to be carnivorous blood-drinkers that steal stolen blood from mosquitoes in mid air and breed prolifically with other humming birds with 100% phenotype expression.

DEET free Hummingbird repellant.