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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 22, 2011, 12:44:31 AM

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A HAT THAT NEVER GOES OUT OF FASHION

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PRANK FLESHLIGHT BASED ON SNAKE NUT CAN.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

I_Kicked_Kennedy

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If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on October 23, 2011, 02:55:26 AM
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BUT CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

A REAL CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

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Quote from: Suu on October 23, 2011, 01:16:52 AM
Bottomless coffee pot!
AND BOTTOMLESS MUGS.
AND RAINCOATS FOR YOUR LEGS SO YOU DON'T GET COFFEE ON YOUR TROUSERS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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PRESIDENT OBAMA REAL DOLL

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Quote from: Nigel on October 22, 2011, 06:47:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 22, 2011, 06:46:12 PM
FROZEN BEER IN DISC SHAPE

PERFECT FOR CAMPING.

Jesus. I can't believe there was ever a time I didn't like you.

We need to go camping...YOUR way.