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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #75 on: November 02, 2011, 11:12:04 pm »

OPEN AUCTIONS INSTEAD OF VOTING AND BACKROOM DEALS FOR CASH (SOLVES MANY PROBLEMS WITH A GREEK MODEL)

A TRULY FRICTIONLESS LUBRICANT THAT NEVER DEGRADES IN ANY WAY NO MATTER HOW THINLY APPLIED (DITTO)


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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #76 on: November 02, 2011, 11:42:48 pm »
A SALADSHOOTERTM THAT FIRES VEGETABLE PARTICLES AT NEAR RELATIVISTIC SPEED AND NEVER RUNS OUT OF AMMUNITION (NOT JUST FUN, BUT COULD ALSO SOLVE WORLD HUNGER, A FEW DIFFERENT WAYS)

OPEN AUCTIONS INSTEAD OF VOTING AND BACKROOM DEALS FOR CASH (SOLVES MANY PROBLEMS WITH A GREEK MODEL)

A TRULY FRICTIONLESS LUBRICANT THAT NEVER DEGRADES IN ANY WAY NO MATTER HOW THINLY APPLIED (DITTO)

BUILDING MATERIALS WITH ENOUGH PLUTONIUM ALREADY MIXED IN THAT THEY NEVER REACH FREEZING TEMPERATURES AND SNOW FAILS TO ACCUMULATE ON THEM

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #77 on: November 02, 2011, 11:43:13 pm »
Formal trousers incorporating a Papua New Guinea penis gourd by Armani.

Complimentary break time bungee jumping at any skyscraper office.

Uncomfortable meeting room chairs, Torquemada style, so people get the hell on with it.

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #78 on: November 03, 2011, 12:07:30 am »
Uncomfortable meeting room chairs, Torquemada style, so people get the hell on with it.

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I'd like to order six, extra-spiky style.
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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #79 on: November 03, 2011, 12:24:33 am »
Note mine, but:

A COMPUTER VIRUS THAT CAUSES COMPUTERS TO RANDOMLY PLAY PRACTICAL JOKES ON PEOPLE.

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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #80 on: November 05, 2011, 09:35:58 pm »

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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #81 on: November 06, 2011, 12:23:56 am »
food in liquid form... drinking a steak would be amazing.

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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #82 on: November 12, 2011, 09:39:53 am »
PRANK FLESHLIGHT BASED ON SNAKE NUT CAN.
MARKET IT AS "THE HAUNTED VAGINA".

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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #83 on: November 12, 2011, 03:53:28 pm »
PRANK FLESHLIGHT BASED ON SNAKE NUT CAN.
MARKET IT AS "THE HAUNTED VAGINA".


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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #84 on: November 15, 2011, 07:25:53 pm »
PRANK FLESHLIGHT BASED ON SNAKE NUT CAN.
MARKET IT AS "THE HAUNTED VAGINA".


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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #85 on: November 16, 2011, 11:16:56 am »
CANNED PIZZA, CONTAINING BALLS OF DOUGH AND PIZZA SAUCE AND PEPPERONI AND CHEESE.

OK NOW YOU GO.


THIS IS THE GREATEST IDEA THAT HAS EVER OCCUR IN THE FOOD INDUSTRIAL INTERWEB SERVICES THAT I HAVE COMPLETELY SEEN WITH MY 1 OR BOTH EYES IN MY ENTIRE LIFE TO COME!... i think????

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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #86 on: January 10, 2012, 04:53:04 am »
I want the moon to have babies and I want one of them so we can curl up in bed together and it can sing me songs to soothe me to sleep. Me and my baby moon.

I want a Mardi Gras ballgown made of the pelts of a thousand monkeys. Dyed purple. Floor length, of course: Costume de Reguer.

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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #87 on: January 10, 2012, 11:15:51 am »
What an awesome thread!

My only idea so far:

SELF-PINCHING NIPPLES FOR THE LAZY SADIST/MASOCHIST
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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #88 on: January 10, 2012, 02:40:05 pm »
What an awesome thread!

My only idea so far:

SELF-PINCHING NIPPLES FOR THE LAZY SADIST/MASOCHIST

:lulz: they need to give you a position somewhere

I'll leave the details to your imagination

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Re: BEST IDEA EVER
« Reply #89 on: January 10, 2012, 05:04:44 pm »
What an awesome thread!

My only idea so far:

SELF-PINCHING NIPPLES FOR THE LAZY SADIST/MASOCHIST

oh god I'm crying from laughter :lulz:  what the FUCK