Measles Outbreak.

[Jenne]

That was CA last year, so they made it a law that kids have to get vaccinated between the ages the vaccine is good, or they don't go to school.

This is always easier on the legal side than practical on the education side.  It just made it to where the schools had to work harder and sometimes partner with vaccine clinics to get kids through a revolving door into vaccination land.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In related news, there's a whooping cough outbreak in IL.  Which is preventable through vaccination.

Yeah, in fact the DPT vaccine is normally one of the first ones babies receive. Did you know that pertussis was once completely eradicated from the US?

Way to go, morons. Bringing back dangerous diseases that are completely preventable! Because out of every million vaccinations given, a few kids may experience side effects, so it's better to leave them unprotected from a disease that can kill them or cause permanent neurological damage.

Thanks, America.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

In related news, there's a whooping cough outbreak in IL.  Which is preventable through vaccination.

Yeah, in fact the DPT vaccine is normally one of the first ones babies receive. Did you know that pertussis was once completely eradicated from the US?

Way to go, morons. Bringing back dangerous diseases that are completely preventable! Because out of every million vaccinations given, a few kids may experience side effects, so it's better to leave them unprotected from a disease that can kill them or cause permanent neurological damage.

Thanks, America.

This is why monkeys should not be allowed to run a planet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In related news, there's a whooping cough outbreak in IL.  Which is preventable through vaccination.

Yeah, in fact the DPT vaccine is normally one of the first ones babies receive. Did you know that pertussis was once completely eradicated from the US?

Way to go, morons. Bringing back dangerous diseases that are completely preventable! Because out of every million vaccinations given, a few kids may experience side effects, so it's better to leave them unprotected from a disease that can kill them or cause permanent neurological damage.

Thanks, America.

This is why monkeys should not be allowed to run a planet.

We need to get the cockroaches in charge ASAP.

[Kai]

In related news, there's a whooping cough outbreak in IL.  Which is preventable through vaccination.

Yeah, in fact the DPT vaccine is normally one of the first ones babies receive. Did you know that pertussis was once completely eradicated from the US?

Way to go, morons. Bringing back dangerous diseases that are completely preventable! Because out of every million vaccinations given, a few kids may experience side effects, so it's better to leave them unprotected from a disease that can kill them or cause permanent neurological damage.

Thanks, America.

This is why monkeys should not be allowed to run a planet.

We need to get the cockroaches in charge ASAP.

What makes you think they aren't?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In related news, there's a whooping cough outbreak in IL.  Which is preventable through vaccination.

Yeah, in fact the DPT vaccine is normally one of the first ones babies receive. Did you know that pertussis was once completely eradicated from the US?

Way to go, morons. Bringing back dangerous diseases that are completely preventable! Because out of every million vaccinations given, a few kids may experience side effects, so it's better to leave them unprotected from a disease that can kill them or cause permanent neurological damage.

Thanks, America.

This is why monkeys should not be allowed to run a planet.

We need to get the cockroaches in charge ASAP.

What makes you think they aren't?

It might explain a lot.

[Telarus]

 

[LMNO]

In related news, there's a whooping cough outbreak in IL.  Which is preventable through vaccination.

Yeah, in fact the DPT vaccine is normally one of the first ones babies receive. Did you know that pertussis was once completely eradicated from the US?

Way to go, morons. Bringing back dangerous diseases that are completely preventable! Because out of every million vaccinations given, a few kids may experience side effects, so it's better to leave them unprotected from a disease that can kill them or cause permanent neurological damage.

Thanks, America.

This is why monkeys should not be allowed to run a planet.

We need to get the cockroaches in charge ASAP.

What makes you think they aren't?

The mere fact that it was Kai who made the above comment makes it ever so much more ominous...




Kai.  He knows things.

[Kai]

  I can neither confirm nor deny that I am a double agent for the Royal Roach Assembly.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I am a double agent for the Royal Roach Assembly.