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Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, October 25, 2011, 08:17:08 PM

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Freeky

#15
October 27, 2011, 04:05:09 AM
Claws are a secondary natural attack, though, and do an average of 3 points less damage, depending on my Strength score.

Luna

#16
October 27, 2011, 04:05:56 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 27, 2011, 04:05:09 AM
Claws are a secondary natural attack, though, and do an average of 3 points less damage, depending on my Strength score.

They're teabaggers.  KOBOLDS, for pity's sake, only stupider.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Freeky

#17
October 27, 2011, 04:06:56 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 27, 2011, 04:05:56 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 27, 2011, 04:05:09 AM
Claws are a secondary natural attack, though, and do an average of 3 points less damage, depending on my Strength score.

They're teabaggers.  KOBOLDS, for pity's sake, only stupider.

YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE KOBOLDS TO TEA BAGGERS.  :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:

Luna

#18
October 27, 2011, 04:07:32 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 27, 2011, 04:06:56 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 27, 2011, 04:05:56 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 27, 2011, 04:05:09 AM
Claws are a secondary natural attack, though, and do an average of 3 points less damage, depending on my Strength score.

They're teabaggers.  KOBOLDS, for pity's sake, only stupider.

YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE KOBOLDS TO TEA BAGGERS.  :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:

I SAID the kobolds are smarter...
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

#19
October 27, 2011, 04:09:22 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 27, 2011, 04:07:32 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 27, 2011, 04:06:56 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 27, 2011, 04:05:56 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 27, 2011, 04:05:09 AM
Claws are a secondary natural attack, though, and do an average of 3 points less damage, depending on my Strength score.

They're teabaggers.  KOBOLDS, for pity's sake, only stupider.

YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE KOBOLDS TO TEA BAGGERS.  :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:

I SAID the kobolds are smarter...

Kobolds, if they have time to prepare, are scary as fuck.  Give them PC levels, and you're fucked forever.

Tea baggers are more like, hm, orcs without the strength, or goblins without the speed.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
October 27, 2011, 04:12:48 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 27, 2011, 04:09:22 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 27, 2011, 04:07:32 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 27, 2011, 04:06:56 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 27, 2011, 04:05:56 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 27, 2011, 04:05:09 AM
Claws are a secondary natural attack, though, and do an average of 3 points less damage, depending on my Strength score.

They're teabaggers.  KOBOLDS, for pity's sake, only stupider.

YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE KOBOLDS TO TEA BAGGERS.  :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:

I SAID the kobolds are smarter...

Kobolds, if they have time to prepare, are scary as fuck.  Give them PC levels, and you're fucked forever.

Tea baggers are more like, hm, orcs without the strength, or goblins without the speed.

Lard golems.  D/N/T.
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Freeky

#21
October 27, 2011, 04:49:48 AM
They just got scary again.   :sad:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
October 27, 2011, 05:16:56 AM
Teabaggers are magic in that anything they support is automatically weakened. It's like a -2 ring of Teabag.
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Freeky

#23
October 27, 2011, 05:18:32 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2011, 05:16:56 AM
Teabaggers are magic in that anything they support is automatically weakened. It's like a -2 ring of Teabag.
:lulz:

Epimetheus

#24
October 27, 2011, 05:27:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2011, 05:16:56 AM
Teabaggers are magic in that anything they support is automatically weakened. It's like a -2 ring of Teabag.

-10 to Constitution!  :lulz:
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