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Started by Roly Poly Oly-Garch, November 11, 2011, 07:37:35 AM

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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/petition/we-demand-vapid-condescending-meaningless-politically-safe-response-petition/gCZfn86x

This is from the "We the People" section of whitehouse.gov.

If not familiar, it's a site where people are allowed to post petitions and if they pass a certain threshold they will receive an official response. Evidently some folks were a little dissatisfied with the quality of the responses thus the petition titled:

"We demand a vapid, condescending, meaningless, politically safe response to this petition."

Since these petitions are ignored apart from an occasional patronizing and inane political statement amounting to nothing more than a condescending pat on the head, we the signers would enjoy having the illusion of success. Since no other outcome to this process seems possible, we demand that the White House immediately assign a junior staffer to compose a tame and vapid response to this petition, and never attempt to take any meaningful action on this or any other issue. We would also like a cookie.


It's about 12k signatures from passing the response threshold. This tickles me to no end.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

The Good Reverend Roger

 :lulz:

Signing that the minute I get to my home computer.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Hoser McRhizzy

Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on November 11, 2011, 07:37:35 AM
Since these petitions are ignored apart from an occasional patronizing and inane political statement amounting to nothing more than a condescending pat on the head, we the signers would enjoy having the illusion of success. Since no other outcome to this process seems possible, we demand that the White House immediately assign a junior staffer to compose a tame and vapid response to this petition, and never attempt to take any meaningful action on this or any other issue. We would also like a cookie.


adorable.  :)  I love it.

side note: Good exercise to put the lie to social media/e-voting =s democracy/empowerment.
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Site is borked for me, it won't let me sign.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Precious Moments Zalgo

I see you on there.  You're #11,185.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 11, 2011, 10:44:16 PM
I see you on there.  You're #11,185.

I managed to make it work, but it took a while.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Precious Moments Zalgo

I couldn't get it to work in Chrome, but Firefox worked for me.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 11, 2011, 11:22:46 PM
I couldn't get it to work in Chrome, but Firefox worked for me.

I'm using Firefox and it's worked for me before... what was weird is that I was logged in, but it told me I had to log in, so I clicked the "log in" button and it asked me if I wanted to log out.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 11:27:16 PM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 11, 2011, 11:22:46 PM
I couldn't get it to work in Chrome, but Firefox worked for me.

I'm using Firefox and it's worked for me before... what was weird is that I was logged in, but it told me I had to log in, so I clicked the "log in" button and it asked me if I wanted to log out.  :lulz:

I had the same issue with Firefox. It worked in Safari the first time though.
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Precious Moments Zalgo

Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 11:27:16 PM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 11, 2011, 11:22:46 PM
I couldn't get it to work in Chrome, but Firefox worked for me.

I'm using Firefox and it's worked for me before... what was weird is that I was logged in, but it told me I had to log in, so I clicked the "log in" button and it asked me if I wanted to log out.  :lulz:
Odd.  That's what was happening for me in Chrome, but then Firefox worked.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

 :lulz: I love that the US government can't make a website that works.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2011, 12:38:57 AM
:lulz: I love that the US government can't make a website that works.

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