Yo Dok

[Triple Zero]

Lightbulbs are a scam. They are in fact inside-out photon shields.

Everybody knows the "lightbulb" was invented by several people at exactly the same time, right?

Well, because of this time-dilation light speed phenomenon, the photon-shield was invented everywhere at once. So everything went dark. But instead of simply turning it off, a couple of clever bastards such as Thomas Edison then figured out they could invert the photon-shield locally and market it as a "light bulb".

Up to this very day "light bulbs" are a multi trillion dollar industry that profits from selling people small pockets of the photons that would otherwise naturally occur everywhere at once.

[Freeky]

Those bastgards.

[Triple Zero]

I know, right?

But it gets worse: When physicists discovered relativity, the Light Bulb Industry feared that people would get wise to their scam and find out. But they also knew they couldn't suppress the scientific truth now that it was discovered. So instead, they launched a terrible disinformation campaign to confuse the fuck out of people in the hope they would either leave it alone or simply go batshit crazy.

And that's how we got Quantum Physics.