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Leaked: Triple Zero now campaign manager for a Dutch political party

Started by Cain, October 30, 2011, 11:12:51 AM

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BadBeast

#15
November 01, 2011, 12:43:24 PM
They must have had two or three #1 hits over here. They were the Teletubbies of their day.

Here's a Smurfs cover of Technohead's "Wanna be a Hippy"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzGPNi-8fAY&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL40AB17B53D90CC30
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Reginald Ret

#16
November 01, 2011, 05:04:50 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 31, 2011, 09:11:43 PM
Anyway, yeah, this video was like, two years ago? She's a one person party, split off from the Liberals (which is another word for "right wing conservatives" in the Netherlands, true fact) ... and then everybody voted for Geert Wilders.

Hey Regret, you got any good links to Youtube vids of the "New Kids"? It's exactly the same stuff, except without Rita Verdonk in the foreground and it's intentionally funny.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwx9aXK74CU
Found one with subtitles! I still haven't seen it :(
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Triple Zero

#17
November 01, 2011, 05:32:54 PM
Yeah but the "smurf house" fad was terrible. I love happy hardcore, but because it's so easy to produce and target kids who don't know any better, there's huge quality differences. But that's another discussion :)

The Mosselman also spawned a fair deal of ripoffs btw, under the title of "Hollands Hakkuh" ...



Quote from: Regret on November 01, 2011, 05:04:50 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 31, 2011, 09:11:43 PM
Anyway, yeah, this video was like, two years ago? She's a one person party, split off from the Liberals (which is another word for "right wing conservatives" in the Netherlands, true fact) ... and then everybody voted for Geert Wilders.

Hey Regret, you got any good links to Youtube vids of the "New Kids"? It's exactly the same stuff, except without Rita Verdonk in the foreground and it's intentionally funny.
Remember: Kut = Cunt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwx9aXK74CU
Found one with subtitles! I still haven't seen it :(

The movie? Yeah, me neither :(

There's even a sequel, but I dunno if it's out already.

If you watch it, and find it good enough (or can bare) to watch a second time, grab the German dubbed version. The actors themselves dubbed the movie ... in reaaaaaaaally bad German :lol:
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#18
November 01, 2011, 07:40:55 PM
I watched the video again.

I think it's hilarious that it portrays the Netherlands as this chaotic place descending into anarchy. I'm not sure what the crime rate is like there but.....
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Reginald Ret

#19
November 01, 2011, 09:24:51 PM
per 16million people:
1.2 million crimes total
700k moneyrelated crimes
180k vandalism and civic order
110k violence and sexual
11k other (not under first four categories)
151k traffic
5k gun
5k other laws

Or so the central bureau of statistics of dutchspagistan says.
http://statline.cbs.nl/StatWeb/publication/?DM=SLNL&PA=80344NED&D1=0&D2=0-1,61,85,102-103,112,115-116&D3=0&D4=4-5&VW=T
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

BadBeast

#20
November 01, 2011, 09:37:07 PM
Quote from: Regret on November 01, 2011, 09:24:51 PM
per 16million people:
1.2 million crimes total
700k monkeyrelated crimes
180k vandalism and civic order
110k violence and sexual
11k other (not under first four categories)
151k traffic
5k gun
5k other laws

Or so the central bureau of statistics of dutchspagistan says.
http://statline.cbs.nl/StatWeb/publication/?DM=SLNL&PA=80344NED&D1=0&D2=0-1,61,85,102-103,112,115-116&D3=0&D4=4-5&VW=T
That falls well within the parameters for EU Crime allocation target figures for member States.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Triple Zero

#21
November 01, 2011, 09:51:28 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 01, 2011, 07:40:55 PM
I watched the video again.

I think it's hilarious that it portrays the Netherlands as this chaotic place descending into anarchy. I'm not sure what the crime rate is like there but.....

Not quite entirely, "New Kids" portrays them as a very isolated small group of unemployed anti-social idiots, turns it into hyperbole caricature and takes the piss with hilarious results.

... except I just realized you were talking about Rita Verdonk's (nearly identical) video, right? :lulz:
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#22
November 01, 2011, 10:20:08 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 01, 2011, 09:51:28 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 01, 2011, 07:40:55 PM
I watched the video again.

I think it's hilarious that it portrays the Netherlands as this chaotic place descending into anarchy. I'm not sure what the crime rate is like there but.....

Not quite entirely, "New Kids" portrays them as a very isolated small group of unemployed anti-social idiots, turns it into hyperbole caricature and takes the piss with hilarious results.

... except I just realized you were talking about Rita Verdonk's (nearly identical) video, right? :lulz:

Yep, the original video  :lulz:

The scenario of an old lady getting mugged and scratched up and then a group of hooligans running up and attacking the paramedics who came to save her for no discernible reason whatsoever, on what looks like a street corner in a fairly nice neighborhood is so delightfully preposterous that it strikes me as some late night comedy show sketch.

And then there's the whole thing where the cops come in and go, "there, there, Mr. Armed Robber, let's get you a cup of tea while we haul off that nasty gentleman who runs this establishment"

It seems like Verdonk is trying to manufacture a problem but ended up creating comedy.
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Triple Zero

#23
November 01, 2011, 11:46:52 PM
It's completely ridiculous, and I'm fairly sure was perceived as such by the overwhelming majority of the population.

Though seeing these two things together, I would really like to know whether New Kids borrowed inspiration from that clip. It's old enough. That would be even more hilarious :lol:
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Cainad (dec.)

#24
November 02, 2011, 11:59:52 AM
It's like the people involved in making that ad don't actually know what crime looks like, so they made up some scenarios based on stuff they read in a newspaper once. :lulz:

Nephew Twiddleton

#25
November 02, 2011, 03:29:55 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 02, 2011, 11:59:52 AM
It's like the people involved in making that ad don't actually know what crime looks like, so they made up some scenarios based on stuff they read in a newspaper once. :lulz:

Either that, or crime is in fact rampant in the Netherlands, and it looks exactly like that for some really funny reason.

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Way to get laid ever, dude.

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Way to break the 4th wall, dude.
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#26
November 02, 2011, 04:18:08 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 01, 2011, 05:32:54 PM
Yeah but the "smurf house" fad was terrible. I love happy hardcore, but because it's so easy to produce and target kids who don't know any better, there's huge quality differences. But that's another discussion :)

The Mosselman also spawned a fair deal of ripoffs btw, under the title of "Hollands Hakkuh" ...



Quote from: Regret on November 01, 2011, 05:04:50 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 31, 2011, 09:11:43 PM
Anyway, yeah, this video was like, two years ago? She's a one person party, split off from the Liberals (which is another word for "right wing conservatives" in the Netherlands, true fact) ... and then everybody voted for Geert Wilders.

Hey Regret, you got any good links to Youtube vids of the "New Kids"? It's exactly the same stuff, except without Rita Verdonk in the foreground and it's intentionally funny.
Remember: Kut = Cunt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwx9aXK74CU
Found one with subtitles! I still haven't seen it :(

The movie? Yeah, me neither :(

There's even a sequel, but I dunno if it's out already.

If you watch it, and find it good enough (or can bare) to watch a second time, grab the German dubbed version. The actors themselves dubbed the movie ... in reaaaaaaaally bad German :lol:

Wowwwwww the english parts are hilariously not quite right!
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#27
November 02, 2011, 04:58:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 01, 2011, 11:29:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 01, 2011, 05:50:55 AM
I liked Wim Kok. If only for his hilarious name.

True.

(it really means "cook / kitchen chef", btw)

He was also quite a reasonable politician, back when our Labour party was actually somewhat progressive left, and actually listened [or just happened to act in line with] to the people's thoughts and wishes.

QuoteI do think The Nederlands would benefit greatly from a new, more progressive style of Government. A Mosselman Government.
Imagine a G20 Summit with his unique input. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SwlqFc8RHA&ob=av2e

Oh my god!

ROGER CHECK THIS OUT, THE MOSSELMAN IS BACK IN BUSINESS

Last time I checked he was selling kitchens or something, but he's got a Youtube channel

http://www.youtube.com/user/Mosselvla

and a website

http://www.demosselman.nl/

AND TWITTER

http://twitter.com/#!/DeMosselman

oh glorious day!!

woooooooooooooooooooo
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