I fucking CALLED IT

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.

Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.

[Don Coyote]

I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.

Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.

[Richter]

I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

If you don't get to decide, why do it?  I mean, it'd be like me working for a pentcostal nursery school otherwise.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.

Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.

WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT.

[Cain]

The vigilante community needs to think big.  Why spend time chasing petty muggers and criminals?

There are pirates in Somalia.  Pirates.  And since most vigilante superheroes are based on ninjas anyway, they'd make perfect enemies.

Plus, I wanna see some douche in a suit try and get the drop on a 17 year old Somali with an AK-47, and the hilarious consequences thereof.

[Luna]

I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

If you don't get to decide, why do it?  I mean, it'd be like me working for a pentcostal nursery school otherwise.

I'm thinking that if you and I, two perfectly rational, intelligent people (stop laughing, out there), can agree that somebody needs to be eliminated, wrapped in a tarp, and disposed of in the most profitable manner, then they OBVIOUSLY need to be cleaned up.  The city would be all the better for it.

[LMNO]

I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.

Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.

ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE:

[Luna]

I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.

Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.

ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE:

[East Coast Hustle]

LMNO's pic doesn't show up for me.

I'm probably happy about that.

[Freeky]

   Overweight man with blond mullet in a superman spandex suit, with the same TGRR face as was the one that got plastered on that train WOMP.

[the last yatto]

Someone should have told him not to quit his day job... o wait he got fired as he was labeled a safety risk

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.

Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.

ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE: