Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.

[trix]

PLEASE, TRIX, TEACH ME HOW TO PROPERLY UNDERSTAND THE FUNNY.

You need to have my particular brand of brain damage.

Every now and then I wake up the next morning and realize I was a tool.  I shake my head and bump ICP songs until the feeling goes away.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well.  Headbangers include many hippies as well.  Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well.  Some Juggalos do too.  Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music.  Blah blah blah.

Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.

Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.

Your "missing the point entirely" is showing.  The post was satire on the Juggalos being as much of a 'gang' as deadheads or headbangers.  Who's being pedantic again?  Yeah.

YES, IT IS TOTALLY EVERYONE ELSE AND NOT EVER YOU AT ALL. ALSO I AM ONLY POSTING THIS BECAUSE I AM ONE OF ROGER'S FANS.

You know, maybe it's just because the no sleep thing has started again, but I'm getting less and less tolerant of that sort of shit (not you, the random assholes who claim that my friends are actually just rabid fanboys who do anything I say, yada yada, like I'm Jim fucking Jones or some shit).

It's stopped even being amusing.  It's flat out boring.

[trix]

but Roger, I had to WIN!  And I had to do it in a way that convinces people (read: myself) that SHE is the one trying to win!

Because I like waking up the next morning, re-reading the thread, and feeling like a tool.  It gives me a THRILL.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

but Roger, I had to WIN!  And I had to do it in a way that convinces people (read: myself) that SHE is the one trying to win!

Because I like waking up the next morning, re-reading the thread, and feeling like a tool.  It gives me a THRILL.

That much has become painfully obvious.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well.  Headbangers include many hippies as well.  Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well.  Some Juggalos do too.  Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music.  Blah blah blah.

Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.

Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.

Your "missing the point entirely" is showing.  The post was satire on the Juggalos being as much of a 'gang' as deadheads or headbangers.  Who's being pedantic again?  Yeah.

YES, IT IS TOTALLY EVERYONE ELSE AND NOT EVER YOU AT ALL. ALSO I AM ONLY POSTING THIS BECAUSE I AM ONE OF ROGER'S FANS.

You know, maybe it's just because the no sleep thing has started again, but I'm getting less and less tolerant of that sort of shit (not you, the random assholes who claim that my friends are actually just rabid fanboys who do anything I say, yada yada, like I'm Jim fucking Jones or some shit).

It's stopped even being amusing.  It's flat out boring.

I find it particularly distasteful because it seems like a deliberate attempt to dehumanize everyone involved. Like, oh, Roger can't have any actual friends because he's not a real person, so that means that all these people who are acting like his friends must really be brainwashed sycophants.

Just wow.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well.  Headbangers include many hippies as well.  Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well.  Some Juggalos do too.  Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music.  Blah blah blah.

Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.

Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.

Your "missing the point entirely" is showing.  The post was satire on the Juggalos being as much of a 'gang' as deadheads or headbangers.  Who's being pedantic again?  Yeah.

YES, IT IS TOTALLY EVERYONE ELSE AND NOT EVER YOU AT ALL. ALSO I AM ONLY POSTING THIS BECAUSE I AM ONE OF ROGER'S FANS.

You know, maybe it's just because the no sleep thing has started again, but I'm getting less and less tolerant of that sort of shit (not you, the random assholes who claim that my friends are actually just rabid fanboys who do anything I say, yada yada, like I'm Jim fucking Jones or some shit).

It's stopped even being amusing.  It's flat out boring.

I find it particularly distasteful because it seems like a deliberate attempt to dehumanize everyone involved. Like, oh, Roger can't have any actual friends because he's not a real person, so that means that all these people who are acting like his friends must really be brainwashed sycophants.

Just wow.

It's a logical fallacy, no different than an ad hominem fallacy.

If nobody agrees with Joe, Joe is wrong.

If everyone agrees with Joe, it's because Joe is making them do it.  Joe is wrong.

[Freeky]

Who is even this trix douche anyway?  Why is anyone responding to it?

With regard to the OP, I can believe it.  My friend Torch tried to get a job at the local prison, but she got turned down because she's in a gang, which is evidenced because she has a Hatchet Man tattoo.  They for real said that.

[East Coast Hustle]

They might have said that to her because they didn't want to just say "HAHAHAHAHA...yeah, we don't hire Juggalos."

[trix]

Who is even this trix douche anyway?  Why is anyone responding to it?

Apparently certain people cannot resist.

With regard to the OP, I can believe it.  My friend Torch tried to get a job at the local prison, but she got turned down because she's in a gang, which is evidenced because she has a Hatchet Man tattoo.  They for real said that.

That is surprising.  I didn't think most people would take this seriously.  Even federal employees not of the FBI.
I guess TFY,S is overrated.

[East Coast Hustle]

Again, the fact that nobody wants to hire a Juggalo doesn't mean they're taking the FBI seriously. I'm guessing the FBI isn't even taking this seriously. I'm guessing someone in the FBI was convinced to do the rest of the world a favor and give them a legal excuse to tell Juggalos to fuck off without having to worry about some ridiculous discrimination lawsuit.

You know, if there's ever a day when a Juggalo could afford a lawyer.

[trix]

Again, the fact that nobody wants to hire a Juggalo doesn't mean they're taking the FBI seriously. I'm guessing the FBI isn't even taking this seriously. I'm guessing someone in the FBI was convinced to do the rest of the world a favor and give them a legal excuse to tell Juggalos to fuck off without having to worry about some ridiculous discrimination lawsuit.

You know, if there's ever a day when a Juggalo could afford a lawyer.

[maphdet]

Again, the fact that nobody wants to hire a Juggalo doesn't mean they're taking the FBI seriously. I'm guessing the FBI isn't even taking this seriously. I'm guessing someone in the FBI was convinced to do the rest of the world a favor and give them a legal excuse to tell Juggalos to fuck off without having to worry about some ridiculous discrimination lawsuit.

You know, if there's ever a day when a Juggalo could afford a lawyer.

That-Or could be too that someone at the FBI had to come up with an 'assignment' or lose the raise they were up for.

Because-fucking-Really, are these people actually causing harm or whatnot to anyone?
* rolls eyes*

Why would the FBI really need to waste their time on shit like this?
arrrggghhh.

-maph
doesn't get it, yet again.

[Phox]

To be perfectly fair, in my area there have been problems with Juggalo-themed gangs. Minor problems, mind you, that certainly wouldn't warrant FBI attention, but still...

[East Coast Hustle]

I mean, I fully support the right of Juggalos to look like idiots, say dumb catch phrases, and have awful taste in, well, everything, but...cats gotta realize that running around in clown makeup yelling "WHOOP WHOOP" is not likely to endear them to mainstream society and they should be prepared to deal with the consequences of their choices without whining about it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I mean, I fully support the right of Juggalos to look like idiots, say dumb catch phrases, and have awful taste in, well, everything, but...cats gotta realize that running around in clown makeup yelling "WHOOP WHOOP" is not likely to endear them to mainstream society and they should be prepared to deal with the consequences of their choices without whining about it.

Yes, but the problem with Juggalos realizing anything at all is that they're IDIOTS.