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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 04, 2011, 04:10:42 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#15
November 04, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
 :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
November 04, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
:lulz:

You'll get yours.  Oh, yes.  You'll ALL get yours, one fine day.  You'll wake up to the sound of a chainsaw, and there I'll be, crouched on your windowsill wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, engineer boots, and a feral grin, and then it's all running around and screaming and the neighbors will tell the press that it was just awful, and all the police will stand around feeling all sick inside. 

And when they finally gun me down like a rabid dog, I'll be chewing on Billy Ray Cyrus's blood-stained femur and screaming about tear drops on my guitar, and they'll assume I was just all fucked up on drugs.  This will not be entirely inaccurate, but it won't be the whole story, will it?  No.  There was more.  And more.  AND MORE.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#17
November 04, 2011, 05:34:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
:lulz:

You'll get yours.  Oh, yes.  You'll ALL get yours, one fine day.  You'll wake up to the sound of a chainsaw, and there I'll be, crouched on your windowsill wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, engineer boots, and a feral grin, and then it's all running around and screaming and the neighbors will tell the press that it was just awful, and all the police will stand around feeling all sick inside. 

And when they finally gun me down like a rabid dog, I'll be chewing on Billy Ray Cyrus's blood-stained femur and screaming about tear drops on my guitar, and they'll assume I was just all fucked up on drugs.  This will not be entirely inaccurate, but it won't be the whole story, will it?  No.  There was more.  And more.  AND MORE.



So you're saying that I should go see Billy Ray Cyrus over both Taylor Swift and Hank Williams, Jr?

Also, which window sill? I'd like to know what my escape options are.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#18
November 04, 2011, 05:34:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
:lulz:

You'll get yours.  Oh, yes.  You'll ALL get yours, one fine day.  You'll wake up to the sound of a chainsaw, and there I'll be, crouched on your windowsill wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, engineer boots, and a feral grin, and then it's all running around and screaming and the neighbors will tell the press that it was just awful, and all the police will stand around feeling all sick inside. 

And when they finally gun me down like a rabid dog, I'll be chewing on Billy Ray Cyrus's blood-stained femur and screaming about tear drops on my guitar, and they'll assume I was just all fucked up on drugs.  This will not be entirely inaccurate, but it won't be the whole story, will it?  No.  There was more.  And more.  AND MORE.



I am stealing this, and putting it as my Facebook status. You know, to spread the holiday cheer.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
November 04, 2011, 05:35:26 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:34:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
:lulz:

You'll get yours.  Oh, yes.  You'll ALL get yours, one fine day.  You'll wake up to the sound of a chainsaw, and there I'll be, crouched on your windowsill wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, engineer boots, and a feral grin, and then it's all running around and screaming and the neighbors will tell the press that it was just awful, and all the police will stand around feeling all sick inside. 

And when they finally gun me down like a rabid dog, I'll be chewing on Billy Ray Cyrus's blood-stained femur and screaming about tear drops on my guitar, and they'll assume I was just all fucked up on drugs.  This will not be entirely inaccurate, but it won't be the whole story, will it?  No.  There was more.  And more.  AND MORE.



So you're saying that I should go see Billy Ray Cyrus over both Taylor Swift and Hank Williams, Jr?

Also, which window sill? I'd like to know what my escape options are.

1.  MAY AS WELL, YOU BOG-HOPPING BASTARD!  YOU'RE ON BORROWED TIME, DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?

2.  That would be telling.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
November 04, 2011, 05:36:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2011, 05:34:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
:lulz:

You'll get yours.  Oh, yes.  You'll ALL get yours, one fine day.  You'll wake up to the sound of a chainsaw, and there I'll be, crouched on your windowsill wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, engineer boots, and a feral grin, and then it's all running around and screaming and the neighbors will tell the press that it was just awful, and all the police will stand around feeling all sick inside. 

And when they finally gun me down like a rabid dog, I'll be chewing on Billy Ray Cyrus's blood-stained femur and screaming about tear drops on my guitar, and they'll assume I was just all fucked up on drugs.  This will not be entirely inaccurate, but it won't be the whole story, will it?  No.  There was more.  And more.  AND MORE.



I am stealing this, and putting it as my Facebook status. You know, to spread the holiday cheer.

Make sure to attribute it to:

The Good Reverend Roger
(Who is coming for you all this Christmas)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#21
November 04, 2011, 05:42:49 PM
Done.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

#22
November 04, 2011, 05:46:18 PM
How come we've never seen a pic of you in your Stetson?

Reginald Ret

#23
November 04, 2011, 05:46:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
Should I get drunk so I can make an ask me anything thread or should I just go for it sober?

I don't really grok why people make them, what's the reason?

Given the choice between a Taylor Swift and a Hank Williams, Jr concert, which one should I go to?

Ayn Rand was a genius ahead of her time. Would you have proverbially hit that, if she decided you were the next alpha male to have an extramarital affair with?


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOTHERFUCKER
Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land was a literary masterpiece on par with Shakespeare!
Shakespeare greatly influenced the english language and so has Heinlein!
Grok is a real word so deal with it!
Or are you incapable of grokking grokking?
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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The Good Reverend Roger

#24
November 04, 2011, 05:46:41 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 04, 2011, 05:46:18 PM
How come we've never seen a pic of you in your Stetson?

You have.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
November 04, 2011, 05:47:21 PM
Quote from: Regret on November 04, 2011, 05:46:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
Should I get drunk so I can make an ask me anything thread or should I just go for it sober?

I don't really grok why people make them, what's the reason?

Given the choice between a Taylor Swift and a Hank Williams, Jr concert, which one should I go to?

Ayn Rand was a genius ahead of her time. Would you have proverbially hit that, if she decided you were the next alpha male to have an extramarital affair with?


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOTHERFUCKER
Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land was a literary masterpiece on par with Shakespeare!
Shakespeare greatly influenced the english language and so has Heinlein!
Grok is a real word so deal with it!
Or are you incapable of grokking grokking?

Yes, but I am capable of "water" sharing.

Open wide.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
November 04, 2011, 05:55:30 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#28
November 04, 2011, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:55:30 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 04, 2011, 05:53:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:46:41 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 04, 2011, 05:46:18 PM
How come we've never seen a pic of you in your Stetson?

You have.

Nuh-uh.

Nuh-huh.  I will repost them tonight.

Don't remember 'em.  You is always baldheaded or young and redheaded...NO STETSON.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
November 04, 2011, 06:34:36 PM
I am pretty damn sure I remember those pics. Duster and Stetson, right? And Jeep? Or without Jeep?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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