The Confessional is OPEN.

[President Television]

There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.

Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.

awesome

that's a sharp point there

Not in it, welcome to my revenge list.

Snubbed, eh?
This might be a good time to open up a hot dog stand.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Goddamnit, now I want a hot dog.

This happens EVERY FUCKING TIME.

[Freeky]

Goddamnit, now I want a hot dog.

This happens EVERY FUCKING TIME.

:lu-

  GODDAMMIT.  ME TOO NOW.  FUCK YUO, NIGEL, AND YOUR CONTAGIOUS HOT DOG WANTING.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

FUCK ERIS! FUCK THE WORLD!!!

[Freeky]

FUCK ERIS! FUCK THE WORLD!!!

FUCK EVERYODY!   

[EK WAFFLR]

I just ate two hot dogs. Nom.

[Freeky]

I just ate two hot dogs. Nom.

You = bastard.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just ate two hot dogs. Nom.

SON OF A BITCH.

[Freeky]

I just ate two hot dogs. Nom.

SON OF A BITCH.

I'ma go up to the store in a minute and get some hotdogs.

[LMNO]

Now I'm waiting for the inevitable HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Now I'm waiting for the inevitable HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.

I can tell you for sure that I won't be participating in that. 

But I am going to get some Hebrew Nationals on my way home from the financial aid office.

[Freeky]

Now I'm waiting for the inevitable HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.

I can tell you for sure that I won't be participating in that. 

But I am going to get some Hebrew Nationals on my way home from the financial aid office.

I think my store sells Nathan's.  If so, OMG FAPFAPFAP.  If not, Is Hebrew National the best kind?  I want some good ones, not ones that actually taste like what everyone is afraid they're made of.

[morosa]

There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.

Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.

awesome

that's a sharp point there

Who do you know that Dok knows?

I'm up at a trimming concentration camp right now in some portal in northern california and one of the other inmates is a native sanfranciscan named Obo, who says he met dok on some tour they were doing in relation to the church of the subgenius. Or maybe it was a touring bar show.. Either way, his description of dok and his  speech sounded to me like we were both talking about the same Doktor Howl. He's also a sanfranciscan, no?


And yes, yes, Nathan's!! Best. You have your hot dogs tastefully prioritized. Buffalo dogs are the most amazing, and you can eat them hot..

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Now I'm waiting for the inevitable HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.

I can tell you for sure that I won't be participating in that. 

But I am going to get some Hebrew Nationals on my way home from the financial aid office.

I think my store sells Nathan's.  If so, OMG FAPFAPFAP.  If not, Is Hebrew National the best kind?  I want some good ones, not ones that actually taste like what everyone is afraid they're made of.

Hebrew National are on par with Nathan's, IMO. Some people prefer Nathan's because they're more highly seasoned.

I'm actually thinking about trying some good old Oscar Meyer franks, it's been a long time and I forget whether they're any good.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.

Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.

awesome

that's a sharp point there

Who do you know that Dok knows?

I'm up at a trimming concentration camp right now in some portal in northern california and one of the other inmates is a native sanfranciscan named Obo, who says he met dok on some tour they were doing in relation to the church of the subgenius. Or maybe it was a touring bar show.. Either way, his description of dok and his  speech sounded to me like we were both talking about the same Doktor Howl. He's also a sanfranciscan, no?


And yes, yes, Nathan's!! Best. You have your hot dogs tastefully prioritized. Buffalo dogs are the most amazing, and you can eat them hot..

Different Dok.