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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And it's always your place, because like it or not, you're crew.

[Triple Zero]

I absolutely hate things in my life at the moment, and there's no sense in trying to act like everything is ok. I have not been posting lately because I have been feeling a bit off, and I don't want to drag anybody down with my (currently) piss-poor attitude. Though, there are many of you whom I consider good friends, and I feel like I owe it to those in particular to let them know that I'm alive and I imagine that I will continue to be so for some time. Sometimes I forget that there are people that like hearing from me every once in a while.

Yeah. But also, because we're your friends DIMO, you don't need to worry about "dragging us down" with shitty circumstances, that's what friends are for (among other things), you feel like shit, you tell your friends, you feel better.

No, I don't want to talk about it, and I don't want advice. Some puzzles have no solution, and some situations call forth no advice, aside from a slight shrug and a "I don't know what to tell ya, man..."

And that's okay too. (* makes mental note: NO GIVING ADVICE TO DIMO. check. *)

But I'm still going to say, if you need to kick back, chill out, or fuck off, here's the place and you don't need to worry about your piss-poor miserable attitude showing through if you happen to feel piss-poor and miserable. We also like you when you're not being HAPPY FUN DIMO, aight?

My issues at the moment appear to be fractal in nature, at all levels of magnification, things are equally as fucked. I see no immediate fix, as the whole world seems vastly fucked, and nobody seems to have the gumption or know-how to do a good god-damned bit about it, and if you so much as even try to do something positive and productive, there's a line of people waiting to "knock you off of your high horse" for being such an "arrogant show off" or some other such tripe. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Fuck it, I guess. Right?

All I can say is, this too, probably, will pass.

(Disclaimer: NOT ADVICE)

Anyway, I will try to be around more, and I will try to motivate myself to contribute something other than a pathetic courtesy letter.

Yeah! But don't feel pressured to "contribute" if you're not feeling it, you can also just spag it the fuck up, spag some monkeys with us, spag on, spag in, and spag out, you know how it goes.

This, btw, is also not really advice. Really, honestly. No I know it looks like advice but it's not. Just isn't. I'm telling you, it's not. I'm going to advise you to drop it now, really. WHAT

PS-I'm glad you guys finally realized how big of a cockbag Disco Pickle was. I had a really strong feeling about him back when he showed up, but I didn't want to say anything at the time. Felt it wasn't my place.

It's true, he is a cockbag.

See first I didn't realize, cause if you'd like try to keep your cock-collection in his ass or something, I thought they'd just fall through and come out his mouth, you know? So, more like a cock-tube than a cockbag. Except after a while I noticed that his ass and mouth are in fact the same orifice! Shit comes out of both. See that's the thing, it's kind of hard to tell sometimes from over the Internet, it's a bit like being a blind guy feeling his way through a room filled with cocks, you know how it is. So when I (finally!) figured that out, I cranked open his assmouth as far as it would go without tearing and just completely stuffed him full of cocks. And verily, he was a cockbag.

And the great thing is, they keep well for a really long time in there, too. Because of the pickling.

[Luna]

What Trip said.  Give a yell when you're feeling up to hanging out, Dimo, you know where to find us.

(Trip, you are awesome.)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hang in there dude.

[Cramulus]

DIMO MAN!

WHATS YOUR PROBLEM

wait that video isn't helpful at all

But when I'm having a hard day / time / life, etc, there is one modern guru I frequently turn to

PAUL CRIK

Paul has a hard day

Foot Racing a Mac Truck

and the daddy of all paul crik videos, "THIS IS IT, FUCK IT, IT IS WHAT IT IS"

This cat's gotten me through some hard times.



Anyway, feel better man, and NO DOUBT we are here for you if you want to vent/bitch/stab/etc






and also

It's true, he is a cockbag.

See first I didn't realize, cause if you'd like try to keep your cock-collection in his ass or something, I thought they'd just fall through and come out his mouth, you know? So, more like a cock-tube than a cockbag. Except after a while I noticed that his ass and mouth are in fact the same orifice! Shit comes out of both. See that's the thing, it's kind of hard to tell sometimes from over the Internet, it's a bit like being a blind guy feeling his way through a room filled with cocks, you know how it is. So when I (finally!) figured that out, I cranked open his assmouth as far as it would go without tearing and just completely stuffed him full of cocks. And verily, he was a cockbag.

And the great thing is, they keep well for a really long time in there, too. Because of the pickling.

[Dimocritus]

You guys are all great.