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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 08, 2011, 06:09:42 PM

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Suu

#45
November 08, 2011, 09:33:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 08, 2011, 09:28:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 08, 2011, 09:22:55 PM
QuoteI have never seen anything like this.  It was the best ad I ever saw, are you really that fucking mental??   You must respond because if you are I need to talk with you!!!!!!!!!     John

:mittens:

Roger is going to get all of us happily married.

I'm chatting with this guy now, too.

:lawl:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
November 08, 2011, 09:33:23 PM
You know, I'm beginning to suspect that the inside of my head is different from most peoples'.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
November 08, 2011, 09:34:20 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 08, 2011, 09:31:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2011, 09:28:33 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 08, 2011, 09:21:16 PM
:lulz: I totally want one, too.

QuoteCalifornia Girl Looking for Mr Right

I'm 20-something, in good shape, but surrounded by "nice" guys who dance like someone put a hot waffle iron down their pants.  I need someone who can dance to take me to the club.  The ideal guy will have a decent build, spiked hair, and be constantly covered in fake tan oil that makes him look like a mildy ill tangerine.  He should call me "baby" or "chica", because nothing strokes a woman's ego like being treated like a brain-damaged child.

My hobbies include golf, tennis, hiking, and following ex-boyfriends around to make sure they aren't hooking up with SLUTS.  I hate when guys leave me for SLUTS...So if you do, just be prepared for a few midnight phone calls, vicious facebook attacks, and maybe even (if you're a really lucky boy) me hiding in the back seat of your car with a little "surprise" for you and your SLUT.

Serious inquiries only.  No crazies.
POSTING THIS.

You know the geeks are going to beat your fucking door down, right?

Disposable accounts here, people.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#48
November 08, 2011, 09:36:02 PM
I know that full well. :lulz: It's a disposable account.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#49
November 08, 2011, 09:36:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2011, 09:33:23 PM
You know, I'm beginning to suspect that the inside of my head is different from most peoples'.

:lulz:

It's called GENIUS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#50
November 08, 2011, 09:38:44 PM
I'm getting a lot of these:

Quoteok, I was having kind of a shitty day, you made me laugh so hard, I had to say hello and thank you, very funny.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Salty

#51
November 08, 2011, 09:42:15 PM
Posted mine in m4m because in Anchorage, AK that's where the action is. The icky, icky action.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cain

#52
November 08, 2011, 09:48:19 PM
What is your message to the single women of London, Roger?

I'm still coming up with my own, but I have actual emails to respond to as well, so it is taking time.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#53
November 08, 2011, 09:49:31 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 08, 2011, 09:42:15 PM
Posted mine in m4m because in Anchorage, AK that's where the action is. The icky, icky action.

That Amazing Atheist picture is perfect with it. I laughed and laughed!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#54
November 08, 2011, 10:02:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2011, 09:20:08 PM
Quote from: Khara on November 08, 2011, 09:05:48 PM
Can I have one too?  Pretty please.

QuoteMissouri Lady Needs Elvis

I'm waiting for The King, baby.  Ideal man will be 40-50 pounds overweight, have a pompadour (or wear a wig), and must sing "Love Me Tender" on command.  Leisure suits and/or a pink convertible a definite plus.  My hobbies include knitting, going to Branson, and pouring lye down gopher holes while my partner (maybe you!) strips to A Little Less Conversation, and holds off the PETA goons with a packaging stapler.

Christians only, please.

I will post this when I get home!  :evil:

Thank you.

Juana

#55
November 08, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
First response. He took it utterly seriously. :lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
November 08, 2011, 10:14:08 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 08, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
First response. He took it utterly seriously. :lulz:

It's a great way to weed out the stupid ones.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#57
November 08, 2011, 10:17:05 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 08, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
First response. He took it utterly seriously. :lulz:

Quote for the masses?

Suu

#58
November 08, 2011, 10:21:43 PM
Flagged and removed. :(

After I was getting so much damn positive feedback, too. :(
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#59
November 08, 2011, 10:23:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 08, 2011, 10:21:43 PM
Flagged and removed. :(

After I was getting so much damn positive feedback, too. :(

They're never that quick off the mark when I flag someone for being an escort.
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